Now as some of you know, I would sooner snort fag ash than coke, but I never considered subbing it for worming powder, cockroach insecticide, or phenacetin (whatever the fuck that is).

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8044275.stm

almost a third of police seizures are now less than 9% pure, the lowest recorded purity level...... to dilute cocaine powder....... they include the cancer-causing drug phenacetin, cockroach insecticide and pet worming powder.

 

 

Do you really know what your putting up your nose?

 

Looking at the graph for purity it may be better befriending a customs officer

Glad I got out of that lark when I did.

Can't be much different from eating your average pie/kebab then

 

I err for the record don't like any of 'em

And the alleged increase in price has nothing to do with the crash of the ? v $!

 

I heard that the H on sale can be 80%+ pure, maybe that's with a dabble if the bugle is poor?

Can't be much different from eating your average pie/kebab then

 

I err for the record don't like any of 'em

 

Pies and Kebab's?

your better of going picking them MAGIC MUSHROOMS you self only thing on them is a bit of COW'S PISS

Can't go wrong with skunk......

Drugs are for Mugs

Just say no!!

An important question has gone un-asked so far.

 

Smiffs - have you actually got worms? If so, then your decision is a good one, so well done on that.

 

No, I dont think so, though I do get an itchy cutter now and again which our Doris (whose only otherwise infrequent comments regarding male body matters include 'stop smoking' and 'its 4am so get that piss ridden knob from out of my back') said it could be worms, piles, or an infection.

 

However, a good long fart often relives the itching which I must say is rather satisfying if somewhat repulsive to her, especially when we have guests round for dinner.

 

It's not enough for me to take up cocaine anyway.

So you don't drag your arse up and down along Doris' prize persian rug in the parlour of an evening? If not, then I doubt you've got them.

So you don't drag your arse up and down along Doris' prize persian rug in the parlour of an evening? If not, then I doubt you've got them.

 

I think the correct term according to Rogers Profanisaurous is called "Yachting"

My aunties dog used to do it when he has lumps of turd stuck to his Ass!!

Yeh, but it makes me look well 'ard.

No.

 

Hell no.

 

What do you think I am, some kind of animal??

 

At worst I have a good itch with an uncovered index finger, if its really itchy I invite Toby Tall along, then depending upon what I am doing either shove said digits under her nose or carry on making the kids butties for the morn.