http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/11/...ter_sara_j.html

 

 

 

"slapper"

Is it just me, or is she an ugly fucker? Miss Manchester's not so hot either.

Is it just me, or is she an ugly fucker? Miss Manchester's not so hot either.

 

Understatment of the year. That Christie woman is a bloke, she's fucking hideous. I don't claim to be a looker, but when I was a young un I recall Miss UKs were good looking birds or is my memory playing tricks on me.

Miss Manc's not so bad but what's going on with her eyebrows I don't know. Too drag queen like,

I can honestly say I have shagged better than the current Miss England.

 

And all this 'I want world peace' bollocks.

 

Horseshit

 

Why don't they be honest and say they want loads of money, bagfuls of coke, and good hot cock.

"Barbie Soldier" is now Miss England!

 

she's not bad, but she's nowhere near the best lookin girl in England

The bad royal blood boiled over when Jones (5-foot-5 with a 34B bust) apparently flashed Christie (5-foot-10, 34B) a racy text message Tornado sent her.

 

Cos the stats are really necessary to the story(!)

Cos the stats are really necessary to the story(!)

 

To us, they are.

B Cup? Isn't that a polite way of saying flat chested?

They are seriously rough - I'd be ashamed to wake up next to either of them after a night on the piss

Is it just me, or is she an ugly fucker?

 

No she's butt ugly