Members bolty58 Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Old but good. (possible Sebnando but WGAF) A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for ?44." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor."Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed but then realises there is no way the salesman will know it was her who vented to the atmosphere. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be ?58.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for ?44. How did you get to ?58.50?" He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel are ?44, but the Duck Caller is ?11 and the Fish Bait is ?3.50." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 That's fucking rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted January 11, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 That's fucking rubbish That's exactly what I told the vicar yesterday when he told it to me. I'll tell him you're not impressed then he can start sleeping with the bedside lamp on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Whilst having kinky sex in a guys van the girl asked him to whip her. He improvised by snapping the antenna and whipped her to multiple orgasms. A week later the girl goes to the Doctor as the marks wern't healing. The Doctor said "Its the worst case of van arial disease ive ever seen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Did you know that the vaginal tissue in the female anatomy is among the last to decompose in the body??? Neither did i but i was chuffed to bits when i found out ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 A Policeman spots a man of African origin dancing on the roof of a Ford car, he phones for back-up. Radio Operator: Whats the situation? PC: "Theres a big nig nog dancing on the roof of a car" Radio Operator: "You cant say that, you have to use the correct terminology" PC: "Ok, Zulu, Foxtrot, Sierra" Ill apologise now, and i didnt make it up either so dont blame me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soft Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Do you reckon Adebayour ran the length of the bus to celebrate in front of those gunners on Friday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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