I've not yet decided whether to get leathered or not

 

But I thought I'd give you the opportunity to post leathered rubbish

 

So, to or not to do

I think I am later on & with that bird you want to bugger & feel the busters of if that's any help.

Well

 

If it's any help, I have no idea what you're talking about

 

But there is a 24 pack of Srongbow looking at me stragely

 

To do or not to do

 

Is this what it's like to get a job

Well

 

If it's any help, I have no idea what you're talking about

But there is a 24 pack of Srongbow looking at me stragely

 

To do or not to do

 

Is this what it's like to get a job

 

Get it opened and start proceedings

I may rejoin the coversation later then, for I shall be seriously wankered.

I've just poured a vodka & cranberry awaiting my guests, then I shall be out but then I shall be in!

Be it on my own head

 

But I'm in

 

Thankfully I don't have to get up for work on Monday, Having said that, I shall be awake at 8AM for the share market

 

Meanwhile my TV shall keep me entertained unless my Mrs comes downstairs then I'll have to watch rubbish

 

I'm in charge you understand, I just let her

If for some reason I disappear

 

I am merely having a siesta

 

I'll be back at 1am guaranteed

If for some reason I disappear

 

I am merely having a siesta

 

I'll be back at 1am guaranteed

 

Your going watching All star mr and mrs really!

I can assure you that nobody else is watching what I've got on

 

On Demand - HBO - Carnivale - Series 1 - Episode 5HD

 

Bizarre programme

 

Even the cat is watching and he only watches films

I can assure you that nobody else is watching what I've got on

 

On Demand - HBO - Carnivale - Series 1 - Episode 5HD

 

Bizarre programme

 

Even the cat is watching and he only watches films

 

Just googled that, looks freaky any good?

Very Good

 

I'm on episode 5

 

I'm not a great fan of American TV but HBO and Warner are outstanding

 

Big Drama fan me

I'd love to join in however I'm currently on a 'dont drink and go on the net until the early hours' purge because it fucks my sleep pattern up and it ends up making shite of my routine.

 

What with giving up smoking in November, I've turned into an even more boring middle aged fucker.

If I recall correctly

 

you and that wife of Jay both smoked at the Lincoln game

 

Either give up or dont

 

Now that I've been conquered, father forgive me

 

For I know what I shall say

I'm the one

 

Not him

 

Jesus and the holy ghost must be a sample

If I recall correctly

 

you and that wife of Jay both smoked at the Lincoln game

 

Either give up or dont

 

Now that I've been conquered, father forgive me

 

For I know what I shall say

 

I did. Some loon started on the shots, my will power eventually went to shit and I sponged a cig off you before the game and one a few hours later. Given I'd normally go through 40 on a good day session, I can live with that.

Edited January 16, 201016 yr by Smiffs

I did. Some loon started on the shots, my will power eventually went to shit and I sponged a cig off you before the game and one a few hours later. Given I'd normally go through 40 on a good day session, I can live with that.

 

 

Harsh!

Now my daughter can't wait to go to the next game

 

(dont tell your mum we made a big pyramid with shot glasses)

Now my daughter can't wait to go to the next game

 

(dont tell your mum we made a big pyramid with shot glasses)

 

 

 

2pm Scotts. Lesson 2 in being a proper bird commences!

There's massive pyrimids around the world

 

Do need for apologies

 

Widnes, posting from Jaimaica

well good news

 

I'm here til 4

 

Well at least that's what I think my Mrs meant when she said 'Goodnight dickhead. no doubt I'll see you about 4'

 

We'll see

Finished the Blood Orange vodka, moved on to the Zubrowka Bison Grass Vodka

 

No tea for me, hardcore!

Good Lord it's only 9 bells and I've not yet ordered a banquet

 

Give it an hour then my table will be full

 

Shit I'm double typing

Good Lord it's only 9 bells and I've not yet ordered a banquet

 

Give it an hour then my table will be full

 

Shit I'm double typing

But some silly o'clock when your pissed again, and ask the same question as before and some folk of wways said 'fuck off widnes go to bed' would you?

 

I for one wish you wouldn't.

 

So we may speak again later

That's a hard question to answer Dirty so I shall stay silent for the time being

 

I have, of course, ordered junk food so if I stay awake, after eating it I shall reply

 

Otherwise, you're a queer

That's a hard question to answer Dirty so I shall stay silent for the time being

 

I have, of course, ordered junk food so if I stay awake, after eating it I shall reply

 

Otherwise, you're a queer

Single does not equal queer!

 

Eating is cheating