After having first 2 albums on in the car going up to Falkirk - I was nearly in tears laughing at the lyrics- not heard them in nearly 18-20 years since their hey-day.

 

Not very PC but what was everyone's fave one liners, lyrics, songs from the lads from Macc.

chips and gravy make you spotty.

Now ten miles outside Blackpool and we had some real bad luck, Mutley shouts "O fuck, we've got a flat". And THE BEATER chucked the jack at some cunt ten mile down the road,So we made him go an' get the fucker back. The twat

"Spread yer legs & get yer knickers down.. cos I'm God's gift to women in this fookin town..."

Maybe Muttley should have put a bit more though into how a young lady might just perform this action. Surely it should be the other way round. Ahem!

listen to this classis you'll love it !

Well she wears big knickers and she works on sewage farm

Well she wears big knickers and she works on sewage farm

 

Has a place in my heart that opening line!

"You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up, Now I've had enough, come on fuck off, Get stuffed."

 

From 'Fluffy Pup'

 

Genius and class in one fell swoop.

 

Not forgiven Muttley since he nicked a microphone stand from a Mop 'do' though.......

"You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up, Now I've had enough, come on fuck off, Get stuffed."

 

From 'Fluffy Pup'

 

Genius and class in one fell swoop.

 

Not forgiven Muttley since he nicked a microphone stand from a Mop 'do' though.......

Add Little Whitt as Uncle Nobby and I think we're onto a winner.......

So I ripped off her bags and her sweaty socks and I rattled me tators against her dirt box

I walked in ter the nags head to sustinate mi belly, there was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt were smelly

She married an Italian just cos he was posh,

They honeymooned in Brussels

And they played a bit of squash

Fluffy Pup is the best song

 

best opening line

 

"there were a load of smelly arab twats, in bag-fucking-dad"

There where a bunch of bloody fairies, in buenos bloody aires, with greasy hair and sweaty bums, they've never heard of boddingtons

There where a bunch of bloody fairies, in buenos bloody aires, with greasy hair and sweaty bums, they've never heard of boddingtons

 

Fray Bentos & cheap red wine, its all the eat in the Argentine!

I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a fit bird from the sunday sport, I can't hear me records when you sit on my face

 

and

 

You're spotty and you're ugly and you smell like Billingsgate