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Have You Ever Shagged A Scouse Girl ?

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Met a few when i was a kid when Astley was being built on in the 60s, but the main lot what moved in were Mancs. Flick forward to Newquay in 76, and on a hot night in the swimming pool, and a charming chambermaid give me the come on. " Where do you come from.i asked."Norris Green, she said, get up to my room now .'

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  • Put the rod away Pablo eh? Everyone associates that Irish half breed accent with thievery and glassbacked bone idleness so there's no fcuking point trying to make out it's a desirable trait.   In co

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    maybe you just choose what u hear, you are an everton fan after all.

  • I just strip down to me undies, and grunt when some Flogknob as switched the pillows.

They're OK, as long as you don't let them speak.

 

Oh, and keep your eye on your wallet.

Eye, had one or 2, proper fit mucky buggers....yet still look a bit more Classy than most other birds....even though we all know they ar enot !

 

Had more mancs though, which are usually fatter !

 

Obviously, I have had more Bolton "Girls", who tend to wear dungarees,and have hair shorter than mine....bigger hands too !

aye did on my first lads holiday, dead mucky she was but her voice grated on me something rotten.top tits mind

Pab,

 

Bigger cocks, too, I'd imagine.

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aye did on my first lads holiday, dead mucky she was but her voice grated on me something rotten.top tits mind

 

Im not sure any of us with a Bolton accent can call anyone for the way they sound....cocker !!

Pab,

 

Bigger cocks, too, I'd imagine.

 

Eye...they can drink more pints of Bitter than me too !!

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They're OK, as long as you don't let them speak.

 

Oh, and keep your eye on your wallet.

I got a lift from Strangeways off a gang of scouse workers to Anfield for that cup game, fuck me, it was hard understanding them.

Strangeways

I got a lift from Strangeways off a gang of scouse workers to Anfield for that cup game, fuck me, it was hard understanding them.

 

He he he!!

 

 

Scouse Cunts, fancy them giving you a lift...probably wasnt their car though!!

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Im not sure any of us with a Bolton accent can call anyone for the way they sound....cocker !!

 

yeah but i dont spit when i speak.

i work in liverpool and have done for best part of a year and i dont think i'll ever get used to it

Im not sure any of us with a Bolton accent can call anyone for the way they sound....cocker !!

 

 

I'm sure you can. It's an awful accent irrelevant of the gender speaking it.

yeah but i dont spit when i speak.

i work in liverpool and have done for best part of a year and i dont think i'll ever get used to it

 

Open your ears and dont be so ignorant, people in Bolton spit when they talk too.

 

Maybe they cant understand you, over your whipper barking, and your pipe in your mouth all the time !

 

:tongue: :tongue:

yeah but i dont spit when i speak.

i work in liverpool and have done for best part of a year and i dont think i'll ever get used to it

 

8 years ive been working there and im still not used to it

Open your ears and dont be so ignorant, people in Bolton spit when they talk too.

 

Maybe they cant understand you, over your whipper barking, and your pipe in your mouth all the time !

 

:tongue: :tongue:

 

maybe you just choose what u hear, you are an everton fan after all.

I'm sure you can. It's an awful accent irrelevant of the gender speaking it.

You may not like it, but thats what most say about the Bolton accent, thats why people laugh at Peter Kay and Paddy McGuinnes, its not funny shouting Cheese Cake, but it does sound stupid, rammed home by the dumb accent.

 

Your teling me your not ashamed watching anyone from Bowton TV get laughed at ??

You may not like it, but thats what most say about the Bolton accent, thats why people laugh at Peter Kay and Paddy McGuinnes, its not funny shouting Cheese Cake, but it does sound stupid, rammed home by the dumb accent.

 

Your teling me your not ashamed watching anyone from Bowton TV get laughed at ??

 

 

I'm not saying Bolton accents don't sound simple, you're a prime example, but they're not irritating which was the point.

maybe you just choose what u hear, you are an everton fan after all.

 

 

I agree completely. I think small town folk can get very bitter about The people from the Cities.

 

Over a million people with a Scouse accent, yet the 60k Boltoners cant understand them...!!!

 

Im sure your right though!

I once fingered a bird once from southport,

I'm not saying Bolton accents don't sound simple, you're a prime example, but they're not irritating which was the point.

 

Too you, another with the same Simple accent, same as me !

 

I have had it since I can remember. My family in Liverpool, asking me to say certain words, and pissing themselves laughin!

 

We sound like fuckwitts !

Too you, another with the same Simple accent, same as me !

 

I have had it since I can remember. My family in Liverpool, asking me to say certain words, and pissing themselves laughin!

 

We sound like fuckwitts !

 

 

I'd not swap places with them. They sound like nice people though.

anyways she was filth and had a fella doing porridge. nice lass though mind

I'd not swap places with them. They sound like nice people though.

 

Your right, fancy having a pop and a laugh at other people's accents !!

Your right, fancy having a pop and a laugh at other people's accents !!

 

So you don't find a Liverpool accent irritating?

NB you havent answered the the question of the topic

So you don't find a Liverpool accent irritating?

 

No, I think its fast and different. They talk and think faster than most.

 

The Bolton accent is slow, takes an age to get a story or joke out !

 

There is a new modern Scouse accent, that is fake and Traditional Scousers hate, and its the samewith the Mancs.

 

Listen to Liam and Noel Gallagher talk, you would think one was from Oldham and one from Shameless !

 

The Bolton accent is the Comedy accent of now.

 

I have even had peole at work, new people, say things like, "Wow, I didnt think their was anyone that talked like Peter Kay. didnt think it was a real accent"

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