Turned 50 today and feeling as flat as a pancake! Not sure how I should be feeling having reached this milestone? Just got back from a nice weekend break in London, and not sure if I can be arsed going out for a beer? Having to share your birthday with loads of strange folk dressed up in fancy dress is something I have to put up with every year. I live in Pendle and hundreds of folk will be invading our village tonight. I have no idea why they bother coming as there is fuck all to see anyway up Pendle hill? (it's pitch f'in black). My first day at 50 and I'm already turning into a grumpy old git.

Happy Birthday ND

You'll be pleased to know they're not letting folk up them there hills tonight.

 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-15523470

 

 

 

& Happy Birthday to you. You're as old as you feel.

happy birthday mate

Happy Birthday young 'un

Happy Birthday!

 

I'm a miserable old sod and I'm 6 years your juniour!

Many happy returns.

All the best mate, have a good un.

Turned 50 today and feeling as flat as a pancake! Not sure how I should be feeling having reached this milestone? Just got back from a nice weekend break in London, and not sure if I can be arsed going out for a beer? Having to share your birthday with loads of strange folk dressed up in fancy dress is something I have to put up with every year. I live in Pendle and hundreds of folk will be invading our village tonight. I have no idea why they bother coming as there is fuck all to see anyway up Pendle hill? (it's pitch f'in black). My first day at 50 and I'm already turning into a grumpy old git.

Happy Birthday, but it doesn't get any better

A massive happy Birthday. First of all, find yourself a good Moorhouses pub and sup the evening away with a nice Blonde witch, lovely beer.

Welcome to the 50's club

50 is the new 21, I'm currently 24!!!!!!!!