apart from a football card on a snooker night in 2005,ive just realised ive never won fuck all!...not a stitch.

 

even sporting wise,i played sunday football till i bust my leg and came runners up in the league 4 times,runners up in the glehill cup once and runners up in the divisional cup aswell,but never won anything!

 

never won a raffle or even a game of bingo.im rubbish.

 

what have you lot won?

won a karaoke set in my teens never know where that went

George Toms was our Nemesis,me being a Farnworth Grammar School lad.

 

I won a prize off here for two seats at last seasons Villa home match in the Platinum suite with a free bar. It did havethee downside of sharing table with Jules and Big E.

 

I've not entered another comp in case I have to meet them again!

Edited December 29, 201114 yr by freds dad

In my last local youth cross-country race we won the team race instead of the normal third place. I was c-c sec for the club, and youth captain, so I took the cup home, struggling into the house with base, cup and lid.

"Was it muddy?" asked mum. "Oh, yes" - "Well put your kit on the washer and I'll do it on its own now". At that point I realised I'd left my bag in the minivan. As I'd booked it I knew the address and set off on a 3 mile walk to collect it - fortunately the guy was going out on an evening booking, and gave me a lift home.

So, the show-offs among us turned a Never Won Fuck All thread into a Oh, I've Won Fucking Loads, Me thread.

 

It's the same thing.

I remember that story starting.

It's the same thing.

 

Technically, yes, I agree. That said, this is wanderersways, not an English Grammar exam so I'd say we all know the difference but some folk may be being pedantic fuckers today judging your their other posts.