gonzo Posted January 8, 2012 Posted January 8, 2012 with our big 6 foot mirror we normally have hung on our landing wall,smashed into a million pieces in a perfect-mole hill like-pile next to my bed. the wife is at work and the lad at his grandparents....what the fuck has happened? ive never been into wanking in the mirror so that is out of the question. how the fuck did a giant mirror make its way to being smashed and piled next to my bed? explanation please...
Ani Posted January 8, 2012 Posted January 8, 2012 with our big 6 foot mirror we normally have hung on our landing wall,smashed into a million pieces in a perfect-mole hill like-pile next to my bed. the wife is at work and the lad at his grandparents....what the fuck has happened? ive never been into wanking in the mirror so that is out of the question. how the fuck did a giant mirror make its way to being smashed and piled next to my bed? explanation please... your missus was getting shagged by the bloke from two houses down, on his gravy stroke she was bucking so fast so hit her head on the mirror she had put next to the bed so she could see how deep he was going in. afterwards he tidied up.
gonzo Posted January 8, 2012 Author Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) lazy bastard could of put it in the bin! the guy from two houses down is a 70 year old bloke with an over-enthusiastic boxer dog btw... Edited January 8, 2012 by gonzo
no balls Posted January 8, 2012 Posted January 8, 2012 lazy bastard could of put it in the bin! the guy from two houses down is a 70 year old bloke with an over-enthusiastic boxer dog btw... Many a good tune and all that.....
M G WHITES Posted January 8, 2012 Posted January 8, 2012 Once woke up,well got woke up my wife who had been away asking how come the bathroom was smashed up Found out 2 lads had been fighting in it at a party i had the night before got them round and gave um a bollocking,they paid for the damage
Gonk Posted January 8, 2012 Posted January 8, 2012 lazy bastard could of put it in the bin! the guy from two houses down is a 70 year old bloke with an over-enthusiastic boxer dog btw... The over enthusiastic boxer it was then.
jazza Posted January 8, 2012 Posted January 8, 2012 I wasn't drunk, in fact I'd be about 14 at the time... I woke up one morning and wiped the sleep out of my eyes, I thought, that's strange, it's all crusty but thought no more of it. I turned over in bed and saw one of the speakers from my stereo lying beside me, It had been mounted on the wall above the bed, as you did when a 14 year old. I thought "fuckin hell, that was lucky it didn't hit me when it fell", it was a really big heavy bugger. I got up and went to the bathroom and had the mother of all double takes when I looked in the mirror... The whole right side of my face was covered in blood and I had the daddy of all black eyes! I never woke up or felt a thing until I saw the carnage in the mirror.
Juan.Kerr Posted January 8, 2012 Posted January 8, 2012 World of the Strange. Where's Sherlock Holmes when you need him.
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