January 30, 201214 yr Didn't he get sent down for driving offence? Seems he's changed tact http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-16786117
January 30, 201214 yr left the scene of an accident in which an old fella died. now this. plus hes ginge. wonder if he will do his silly goal celerbration in the showers with 'the sisters' and 'big leroy'??
January 30, 201214 yr A baldy ginge too. What is wrong with footballers these days. Why can't they just shag birds in a normalish way like they used to.
January 30, 201214 yr A baldy ginge too. What is wrong with footballers these days. Why can't they just shag birds in a normalish way like they used to. i blame the internet. seriously...blokes are deprived enough without the ability to access depravity beyond the realms of normal sexual activity. edit...this to answer the case of footballer not shagging bird normally,not sexual assualt,which obviously has been around for donkeys.ta Edited January 30, 201214 yr by gonzo
January 30, 201214 yr i blame the internet. seriously...blokes are deprived enough without the ability to access depravity beyond the realms of normal sexual activity. edit...this to answer the case of footballer not shagging bird normally,not sexual assualt,which obviously has been around for donkeys.ta I said normalish, I'm not a complete prude Anyhow, I mentioned the normalish shagging as I have put 2 and 2 together and decided, in my wisdom, he's took a bird back, started some ridiculously freaky shit and she's said What the Fuck, I'm calling the cops! I'm possibly wrong and he's attacked some random woman, but if it's the former it'd be an idea to ask a footballer before you shag him if he's a deviant with proper issues before carrying on. Just a thought from a mature lady old slapper with years of experience.
January 30, 201214 yr I said normalish, I'm not a complete prude Anyhow, I mentioned the normalish shagging as I have put 2 and 2 together and decided, in my wisdom, he's took a bird back, started some ridiculously freaky shit and she's said What the Fuck, I'm calling the cops! I'm possibly wrong and he's attacked some random woman, but if it's the former it'd be an idea to ask a footballer before you shag him if he's a deviant with proper issues before carrying on. Just a thought from a mature lady old slapper with years of experience. like i say,if it wasnt for the internet,would a bloke pull a bird, take her home, and ask her to do the rusty trombone? Edited January 30, 201214 yr by gonzo
January 30, 201214 yr Are you part of the urban dictionary compliation team? i should be.... vanilla slap anyone?
January 30, 201214 yr i should be.... vanilla slap anyone? Boom, google again. So many hygiene issues there.
January 30, 201214 yr Gonzo, have you had a blumpkin yet? Am I right in thinking this is getting wanked off whilst shitting? Haha...
January 30, 201214 yr Am I right in thinking this is getting wanked off whilst shitting? Haha... Close, but you must've not been listening properly in class that day. Yes, I've googled again. Deary me. What is wrong with people? Hygiene issues!
January 30, 201214 yr Haha! Indeed I need to brush up on my lingo! It appears its being gobbled whilst on the throne....nice! Ive lost my touch... Im off to practise the trapped racoon....
Didn't he get sent down for driving offence?
Seems he's changed tact
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-16786117