November 9, 201213 yr ....tastes likes gin I don't like gin, but it may have been included in a drink or two last night Met up with a mate I worked with 10-12 years ago @ 6pm for a pint Didn't eat woke up naked excepting socks and shoes I'm in the doghouse Wife reckons I got in about 3am I have no idea I've been fucking ace this morning in work though; had great ideas that are working.... Is this what it feels like to be Jazza?
November 9, 201213 yr ....tastes likes gin I don't like gin, but it may have been included in a drink or two last night Met up with a mate I worked with 10-12 years ago @ 6pm for a pint Didn't eat woke up naked excepting socks and shoes I'm in the doghouse Wife reckons I got in about 3am I have no idea I've been fucking ace this morning in work though; had great ideas that are working.... Is this what it feels like to be Jazza? With your mate?
November 9, 201213 yr Author Nope, next to Missus Darby but on top of the covers Though to be fair I can't discount being naked with him between about 12am and 3am as I have no fucking idea
November 9, 201213 yr Get your PA to go and get you 4 cans from Sainsburys local! Then get her/him to perform a sexual act on you.
November 9, 201213 yr It's best when you do all of the above plus piss the bed. That really fucks them off.
November 9, 201213 yr Author yup I was in a suit....so it's relatively easily done Not sure I should know that really
November 9, 201213 yr Author I like it I like it alot Should I be concerned about showing off back fat though?...a real concern to gentlemen everywhere...ask Alan Partridge...
November 9, 201213 yr Is that the Chinese Micheal Macintyre I thought Michael MacIntyre was the Chinese version.
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