December 12, 201213 yr redline/royal express send you a text (ring on yer mobile) when they've arrived. also tell you the car thats picking you up handy if you dont wanna fuck about waiting outside pubs 01204 465555 That's all well and good until you get a text thanking you for your custom and you're still stood outside said pub because some other fucker has robbed your taxi.
December 12, 201213 yr Bloody hell P! I nearly pissed myself laughing reading that. Do you remember that year when we both worked nights at Bestway? It was 1985, I think. Outstanding. Some of my favourite memories include: Turning onto Bury Old Road and the gear stick of that poxy fucking Peugeot they gave me coming off in my hand. The fine balancing act of making sure that I didn't put too much fuel in aforementioned shitheap so that the poor bastard that had to drive it on the next shift didn't benefit at my expense. I had to revise that particular strategy when I ran out of fuel driving round the outfield at Tonge CC on my way to the clubhouse with three slappers on board - all calling me a twat, which seemed a fair call. The three young (18?) Breightmet scrotes who I took from the Top Bull to the middle of Farnworth one Saturday evening. On arrival they threatened to kick fuck out of me and buggered off without paying. An experience made sweet as they were too thick to realise that their Sunday lunchtime boozer of choice (Tansey Green) happened to be my local. Me and three of my mates (all home on leave - you'll know who I mean, P!) having a quiet chat with them, emptying their pockets to recover the outstanding fares by dangling them upside down over the pool table and then "chastising" them on the car park still makes me smile when I think of it. I bet they never did a runner again. I suspect the ringleader was incapable of running again for a considerable time. Knocking back the offer of a blowjob in lieu of payment of fare from more than one knackered old tart over the course of the year. I'm guessing they'll all be dead now! Bloody good times! I wouldn't fancy doing it again though. You remember alright! I wonder if there are any more Bestway drivers on here? Good times but mad times!
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