Is this some sort of new trend??

 

Over the last year or so there seems to be cake in the kitchen here every other day and there are regular competitions. It seems a lot of folk here seem to get a buzz out of making cakes in their own time and then bringing them into work for ignorant cunts like me to scoff, without so much as a thank you.

 

Is it just here that this is happening or is it something that's happening outside of North Manchester too?

 

Oh, and it's not just birds doing this either. The blokes are at it too. Weird.

Edited April 11, 201313 yr by DazBob

So they should just sit on their arses and watch loose women?

If they make a few bob fair fucks to them

I'd imagine they'd turn their nose up if you went in later in the day and asked them if they had any reductions

 

They bloody wouldn't, they'd have to mop up behind the counter afterwards though*

 

I'd pay full whack for a cake anyway - always do when I'm 'fighting the powers that be' by shopping independently. Anyway, you may mock - I got a box of 18x440ml Stella Artois for £8 last week, two of them had a tiny dent in and the box had two bits of brown tape on it. I think that was a result.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I'm incontinent and prematurely senile y'see, probably mistake the till for a urinal.

Edited April 12, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

It's the sharing have you seen my dog ones that fuck me off.

Last seen in Basildon. Oh right, I'll bob out and have a look

 

I can't really complain as it's thanks to FB that I got my Alf back last year, but I do agree that it's a bit daft with the ones from Surrey/Scotland/Yorkshire. One of my friends in Newcastle shared it?!! It would take him months, on a mission, to even get that far.

I can't really complain as it's thanks to FB that I got my Alf back last year, but I do agree that it's a bit daft with the ones from Surrey/Scotland/Yorkshire. One of my friends in Newcastle shared it?!! It would take him months, on a mission, to even get that far.

 

 

Especially when the lazy bastard'd gone about half a mile & would still be living it up clawing chicks and supping cider with the pigeons on the lesh car park

I can't really complain as it's thanks to FB that I got my Alf back last year, but I do agree that it's a bit daft with the ones from Surrey/Scotland/Yorkshire. One of my friends in Newcastle shared it?!! It would take him months, on a mission, to even get that far.

 

You mustn't have watched 'The Littlest Hobo' then? He got all over the place...

You mustn't have watched 'The Littlest Hobo' then? He got all over the place...

 

The littlest Hobo hadn't had his wings clipped in the last month and didn't just doss around the house

Oh, I thought Alf was a pooch, sorry.

Funnily enough, he thinks he is

Funnily enough, he thinks he is

 

 

Whereas mine thinks she's a person.