jazza Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 Quote i have 140 cans in my car to go to recycling when i'm sober enough to drive there plus the bottles that I haven't counted. I went to recycling last on 23rd Dec Plus I've had 2 good sessions in pub I'm not saying i could out drink anyone in a sprint but in a marathon i'd take a bit of beating I am the Lasse Viren of drinking I am going out New Years Day and when the session stops then I stop (prob July ) In all seriousness I am cutting right down from Jan 2nd I'd forgotten all about that post but it's true.... well apart from the cutting down on Jan 2nd shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Well fannybawz... you up for it or not? Or are you locked up again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 well fannybawz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) Hello Sailor ;-) Ive only just seen this thread.....yup count me in but I need notice togather the coin, Can I just get me excuses in eraly doors : my capacity for pints isnt great these days, so I have to change to shots or wine , if thats acceptable ? Also in no way can I guarntee to abide by rule 4 ! Other than that Im in like flynn ( who ?) plus might I add Id had half a bottle of vodka on the train over before we met. however much like yourself I am a marathon man not a sprinter Edited May 17, 2013 by waddy256 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Hello Sailor ;-) Ive only just seen this thread.....yup count me in but I need notice togather the coin, Can I just get me excuses in eraly doors : my capacity for pints isnt great these days, so I have to change to shots or wine , if thats acceptable ? Also in no way can I guarntee to abide by rule 4 ! Other than that Im in like flynn ( who ?) plus might I add Id had half a bottle of vodka on the train over before we met. however much like yourself I am a marathon man not a sprinter fuckin caveat king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 jazza and waddy - make this challenge in blackpfool on the piss-up,then gonzo and myself will take you two puffs to the cleaners,no problems amigos the oldskool will last the distance without shitting and pissing MMW. BOOK A HOTEL FOR THE WEEK YOU GIRLS ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 fuckin caveat king A what now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 A what now ? Speak English, Wad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 jazza and waddy - make this challenge in blackpfool on the piss-up,then gonzo and myself will take you two puffs to the cleaners,no problems amigos the oldskool will last the distance without shitting and pissing MMW. BOOK A HOTEL FOR THE WEEK YOU GIRLS ! Not a problem but we will need an impartial ajudicator who obviously must remain sober till the competition ends ! takers ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Speak English, Wad? Barely , what the hells a caveat ? is it a boltonism ? cravate ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Caveat Law A formal notice filed by an interested party with a court or officer, requesting the postponement of a proceeding until the filer is heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Barely , what the hells a caveat ? is it a boltonism ? cravate ? I see Caveat All of the reasons/excuses that I might FAIL the challenge v Jazza Get yer excuses in early# Only, like, in fun, mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Caveat Law A formal notice filed by an interested party with a court or officer, requesting the postponement of a proceeding until the filer is heard. Im fuckin lost me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I see Caveat All of the reasons/excuses that I might FAIL the challenge v Jazza Get yer excuses in early# Only, like, in fun, mind ohhhhh....now I see.....yeah definitely......Im new to this drinking lark dont wanns be embarrassed too early on. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Not a problem but we will need an impartial ajudicator who obviously must remain sober till the competition ends ! takers ? dids is a taker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 dids is a taker he he he , works for me but Jazza might not be too impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_swiller Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 If everyone's supping what I sup then I'm in. I normally swill a good many dark ales, porters etc around 5%, nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 dark ale/bitter is my drink of choice for the first 6 then red wine then scotch then arthurs.......however Im assuming we all have to drink the same so rules need to be worked out. Think we need Carlos to draw up some contracts !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_swiller Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Supped eleven Titanic Plum Porters last Sat night and followed it up with a Wethy's brekkie and another two porters the morning after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Supped eleven Titanic Plum Porters last Sat night and followed it up with a Wethy's brekkie and another two porters the morning after. Good effort, after a proper sesh I usually crsh for about 18 hours, so no liquid breakfast for me......maybe we should have a points system for those who drink different drinks ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_swiller Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Anything yellow and fizzy especially on draught should be supped at reduced points. Continental Yellow fizz would warrant a full point. John Smiths should be 1 point per four pints. Red wine I like but mixed with hops and malt makes me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Anything yellow and fizzy especially on draught should be supped at reduced points. Continental Yellow fizz would warrant a full point. John Smiths should be 1 point per four pints. Red wine I like but mixed with hops and malt makes me sick. Whats the saying ? Beer then wine, thats fine; Wine then Beer , Oh dear ! . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Beer then wine makes you appear queer Wine then beer means you are queer ok... challenge on for the WW piss up in Blackpool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Beer then wine makes you appear queer Wine then beer means you are queer ok... challenge on for the WW piss up in Blackpool Its a date Uncle Jazza , smooch ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_swiller Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Only caught a glimpse but sure I saw Jazza in a pic with the chuckle brothers on soccer AM ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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