March 9, 201412 yr Google toto ecowash They are fucking ace Since sussing it out yesterday I've had 9 shits and 5 sit down wee's. Most were nonessential but this contraption is from another world. It blasts water onto your starfish and I reckon if you position yourself right it will tickle your plumbs too.
March 9, 201412 yr I did wonder what you were spending so much time in the bathroom you filthy animal
March 9, 201412 yr They sell them over here, but they're pricey like. I thought about buying one but really couldn't justify the cost. I'm now gutted to find out one can get sexual gratification from them.
March 9, 201412 yr Author I reckon you could fire it right up your mary if you position yourself right.
March 9, 201412 yr I reckon you could fire it right up your mary if you position yourself right. Do you reckon anyone in the showroom would notice if I gave out a bit of a yelp whilst demoing it?
March 9, 201412 yr What's the betting that the Gonch has a video with it in You mean a general one and not me using one, I hope. Gulp!
March 9, 201412 yr When I worked at Ormerods in Atherton as an apprentice, they had an old fashioned polishing machine, it was like a giant hose pipe clad in metal and vibrated like fuck.If it caught your nether regions you would be enjoying your work.
March 9, 201412 yr I've sat on them. Smiffs, treat yourself and sit on it the "wrong way round" - it's a pleasure
March 10, 201412 yr Author I know mate. Weekdays are just as bad Smiffs Wondering if the woman serving my beer has cock and bollocks.
March 10, 201412 yr What's the betting that the Gonch has a video with it in Probably a video of smiffs with it
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