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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Somethings Never Bastard Change

Went into the club shop yesterday and bought 2 new shirts, which in my opinion are pretty smart apart from the shitty elephant and castle on the back, anyhow whist i was in the said shop i also enquired when the Watford tickets are going on sale to which the reply was "tomorrow the 21st" 

Yippee i thought as i can buy our 9 and i can settle before i go away next weekend

Just phoned the ticket office, on hold for 15 minutes listening too "they call me a wanderer" time and time again and me sat here thinking "well everyone's on the phone trying to buy ticket so just be calm and cool" eventually my turn

T O "Good morning how may i help"

Me " i would like to buy 9 tickets for Watford please"

T O "they're not on sale yet"

Me "What, i was told they where on sale from today"

T O "Well i don't know where you've got your information from but it's wrong"

Me " i got my information of you people yesterday when i was in the shop"

T O "Oh well if i find out who's giving out that info they will be in trouble"

Me "Ha ha really you go for it, but have you any idea when they're due to go on sale"

T O "Errrrrrrrm when they come in sir"

Me "Ha ha really, are you taking the piss" 

T O "No sir we can't sell anything we done have"

Me "Ha ha really you amaze me"

 

Slam down the phone

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Yes i am and just FYI my house if fully alarmed and even has sesors at low level for the midget burglar

You're being over cautious, mate.

 

Just put your valuables on your dining table, he'll never reach them.

 

Make sure the cat/dog/swan flap is locked.

You're being over cautious, mate.

 

Just put your valuables on your dining table, he'll never reach them.

 

Make sure the cat/dog/swan flap is locked.

 

Make sure all the pets are somewhere safe too. You don't want to return to find them buggered senseless by LW in a new level of depravity.

Yes i am and just FYI my house if fully alarmed and even has sensors at low level for the midget burglar

on sale fri OAPs £15

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