Went into the club shop yesterday and bought 2 new shirts, which in my opinion are pretty smart apart from the shitty elephant and castle on the back, anyhow whist i was in the said shop i also enquired when the Watford tickets are going on sale to which the reply was "tomorrow the 21st" 

Yippee i thought as i can buy our 9 and i can settle before i go away next weekend

Just phoned the ticket office, on hold for 15 minutes listening too "they call me a wanderer" time and time again and me sat here thinking "well everyone's on the phone trying to buy ticket so just be calm and cool" eventually my turn

T O "Good morning how may i help"

Me " i would like to buy 9 tickets for Watford please"

T O "they're not on sale yet"

Me "What, i was told they where on sale from today"

T O "Well i don't know where you've got your information from but it's wrong"

Me " i got my information of you people yesterday when i was in the shop"

T O "Oh well if i find out who's giving out that info they will be in trouble"

Me "Ha ha really you go for it, but have you any idea when they're due to go on sale"

T O "Errrrrrrrm when they come in sir"

Me "Ha ha really, are you taking the piss" 

T O "No sir we can't sell anything we done have"

Me "Ha ha really you amaze me"

 

Slam down the phone

Cunts

 

Gartside out

Bring back pay on the gate

New season same shit

They sold me four today when I rang ????

Nowt wrong with what they've told you though, they can't sell anything that they haven't got. First games of the season always tend to go on sale a bit later as clubs are still focused on shifting season tickets etc.

I bought 2 earlier on the phone

Nowt wrong with what they've told you though, they can't sell anything that they haven't got.

As opposed to spending what they haven't got.

The TO rang me this morning asking how many I wanted this year for Watford!

I rang today but they wanted vouchers for Hatlepool away in 93 and Plovdiv.

Already got my tickets in the Elton John is a Homosexual Stand.

Be sold out by now.

Not at £27 they wont.

They sold me four today when I rang ????

 

E-Mail worked for me, no problems.

I got 6 for £12.50 a pop - apparently the first 1250 are at that price???

Already got my tickets in the Elton John is a Homosexual Stand.

 

Don't bend down when Elton's around.

Nowt wrong with what they've told you though, they can't sell anything that they haven't got. First games of the season always tend to go on sale a bit later as clubs are still focused on shifting season tickets etc.

That's pretty obvious, My point being no cunt in there know's what the fuck is going on as per usual

 

And for everyones information the Bury tickets are on sale

That's pretty obvious, My point being no cunt in there know's what the fuck is going on as per usual

 

And for everyones information the Bury tickets are on sale

 

But only to season ticket holders

Just to point out the obvious, when you employ people on low wages you tend to get people of low ability. You then have to employ more people to cover their incompetence. False economy.

I rang today but they wanted vouchers for Hatlepool away in 93 and Plovdiv.

Was a cracker that Hartlepool away

Was a cracker that Hartlepool away

 

A lucky ground for us, we've never lost there.

This is what happens when you don't use the official ticket purchaser

Just to point out the obvious, when you employ people on low wages you tend to get people of low ability. You then have to employ more people to cover their incompetence. False economy.

Bang on Carlos, i often wonder how these cunts manage to tie their own shoe laces, or maybe they all have slip ons just in case

 

This is what happens when you don't use the official ticket purchaser

I am the ESL social club ticketmaster and that's why my little midget friend you aint welcome on this trip

 

 

I am the ESL social club ticketmaster and that's why my little midget friend you aint welcome on this trip

Now don't tell fibs

Went into the club shop yesterday and bought 2 new shirts, which in my opinion are pretty smart apart from the shitty elephant and castle on the back, anyhow whist i was in the said shop i also enquired when the Watford tickets are going on sale to which the reply was "tomorrow the 21st" 

Yippee i thought as i can buy our 9 and i can settle before i go away next weekend

Just phoned the ticket office, on hold for 15 minutes listening too "they call me a wanderer" time and time again and me sat here thinking "well everyone's on the phone trying to buy ticket so just be calm and cool" eventually my turn

T O "Good morning how may i help"

Me " i would like to buy 9 tickets for Watford please"

T O "they're not on sale yet"

Me "What, i was told they where on sale from today"

T O "Well i don't know where you've got your information from but it's wrong"

Me " i got my information of you people yesterday when i was in the shop"

T O "Oh well if i find out who's giving out that info they will be in trouble"

Me "Ha ha really you go for it, but have you any idea when they're due to go on sale"

T O "Errrrrrrrm when they come in sir"

Me "Ha ha really, are you taking the piss" 

T O "No sir we can't sell anything we done have"

Me "Ha ha really you amaze me"

 

Slam down the phone

THINLY VEILED im going on holiday next week

 

and im a old cunt and this is my moan of the week

THINLY VEILED im going on holiday next week

 

and im a old cunt and this is my moan of the week

Yes i am and just FYI my house if fully alarmed and even has sensors at low level for the midget burglar

Edited July 22, 201412 yr by mannyroad58