There should really be a thread called 'footballers who have turned into fat bastards' really. But until then, check out Tomas Brolin in a recent charity match, as spotted on Twitter.

 

https://twitter.com/TerraceLife_/status/541536871088939008/photo/1

 

 

When i first saw this i thought 'fuck me he must have snuffed it".

 

I was more alarmed at my second thought, which was he's on trial with us.

I was thinking your second.

He likes his cakes. Nowt wrong with that. There's members of the Daubhill Beech Boys who like cakes just as much as him.

If anyone starts a thread titled "Jamie Pollock", then I will panic

from the look of that photo the RIP isn't that far away

 

(says me slim Jim)

Nobody beats Jamie Pollock in the fat bastard squad........ no he isn't on trial with us.

 

The short sleeves and gloves are far more offensive

Neville Southall a goalkeeper I admired in his playing days is also a fat bastard now

Neville Southall a goalkeeper I admired in his playing days is also a fat bastard now

 

Whereas he was a waif of a lad in his playing days.

 

You're just a fat Bury binman...