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Sticky Bobs.

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36 minutes ago, Casino said:

Stuck in the dogs ears

Grim

This. In the end of the tails and the ruff round the necks.

Also the little ones that grow on goose grass. Always brings a bit of fur with them when you pull them out.

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I was just reminiscing when we were skoo kids and lobbing them on the back of folks coats.

What's the name of that tall sticky grass stuff that you used to be able to whack on peoples back when you were at school?

2 minutes ago, leigh white said:

I was just reminiscing when we were skoo kids and lobbing them on the back of folks coats.

1 minute ago, kent_white said:

What's the name of that tall sticky grass stuff that you used to be able to whack on peoples back when you were at school?

Fairly sure Gonzo can help with regards to flinging sticky stuff at people's backs.

 

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1 minute ago, MickyD said:

Fairly sure Gonzo can help with regards to flinging sticky stuff at people's backs.

 

Japanese Spunkweed ?

8 minutes ago, kent_white said:

What's the name of that tall sticky grass stuff that you used to be able to whack on peoples back when you were at school?

Probably meaning goose grass; rambles over other plants, has a roughish but sticky stem.

I reckon if you wrapped enough over your hands and feet, you could climb up buildings.

Also known as cleavers. Edible too.

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4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Probably meaning goose grass; rambles over other plants, has a roughish but sticky stem.

I reckon if you wrapped enough over your hands and feet, you could climb up buildings.

Also known as cleavers. Edible too.

Does it thrive at the side of alleys that lead to schools? If so I reckon that's the one! :)

LeighWhite does it again 😄

I think we should have a variation on the old "on this day" strips that used to be in papers and comics back in the day. So for the next week:

On this day: 2nd September 2005 LeighWhite got a noshing behind a skip in Runcorn

On this day: 3rd September 1984 LeighWhite shagged a lass running a  chippy in Cleethorpes and then got a free cod, chips, mushy peas (and scraps) before beating a hasty retreat out of the bathroom window when her hubby came back.

On this day: 4th September 1968 LeighWhite got expelled after it turned out he'd been wanked off by Miss Nuttall during his Art OLevel exam.

On this day: 5th September 1976 LeighWhite  got his first Selnec clippercard

On this day: 6th September 1976 LeighWhite  got banned by Selnec for inventing a way to fiddle clippercards.

On this day: 7th September 1981 LeighWhite  got in a fight in Market Drayton and received a banning order from WHSmith

On this day: 8th September 2002 LeighWhite  woke up covered in sick in a Premier Inn linen cupboard in Nuneaton. He blagged a full English before being rumbled and made his way back home via the 206 bus to Burton and then thumbing a lift from two Belgian lasses, one of whom tossed him off near Uttoxeter and then stole his wallet

 

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Getting nettle rash

1 minute ago, SatanGreavsie said:

LeighWhite does it again 😄

I think we should have a variation on the old "on this day" strips that used to be in papers and comics back in the day. So for the next week:

On this day: 2nd September 2005 LeighWhite got a noshing behind a skip in Runcorn

On this day: 3rd September 1984 LeighWhite shagged a lass running a  chippy in Cleethorpes and then got a free cod, chips, mushy peas (and scraps) before beating a hasty retreat out of the bathroom window when her hubby came back.

On this day: 4th September 1968 LeighWhite got expelled after it turned out he'd been wanked off by Miss Nuttall during his Art OLevel exam.

On this day: 5th September 1976 LeighWhite  got his first Selnec clippercard

On this day: 6th September 1976 LeighWhite  got banned by Selnec for inventing a way to fiddle clippercards.

On this day: 7th September 1981 LeighWhite  got in a fight in Market Drayton and received a banning order from WHSmith

On this day: 8th September 2002 LeighWhite  woke up covered in sick in a Premier Inn linen cupboard in Nuneaton. He blagged a full English before being rumbled and made his way back home via the 206 bus to Burton and then thumbing a lift from two Belgian lasses, one of whom tossed him off near Uttoxeter and then stole his wallet

 

Ha ha, a brilliant summery :D

you don't see "cuckoo spit" on plants nowadays? Have the ugly little cunts you'd see if you wiped it away died out or what?

 

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3 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

you don't see "cuckoo spit" on plants nowadays? Have the ugly little cunts you'd see if you wiped it away died out or what?

 

We called it frog spit.

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Image result for red winged mothNot seen these moths for ages, used to be loads on the grasslands as a youngster.

19 hours ago, leigh white said:

Image result for red winged mothNot seen these moths for ages, used to be loads on the grasslands as a youngster.

19 hours ago, Casino said:

Red bastard

Latin - Sordidun Rubrum Bastardis

 

1 hour ago, MickyD said:

Latin - Sordidun Rubrum Bastardis

 

Come on you Whites! A field guide to the white butterflies of the UK

Large White:
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Small White:
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Green veined white:
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Leigh White:
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Shouldn't there be a pie in that picture? Leigh being part of Wigan and all that. 

  • 3 weeks later...

Weekly update:

On this day: 23rd September 2007 LeighWhite caught the pox from an Irish lass in an abattoir in Standish

On this day: 24th September 1998 LeighWhite woke up in a knocking shop in Ashby de la Zouch and received a three-figure bill, including breakages.

On this day: 25th September 1979 LeighWhite got a banning order from Twycross zoo for being drunk and disorderly in the elephant enclosure.

On this day: 26th September 2013 LeighWhite  used his oap railcard for the first time and took a sightseeing trip to Bootle.

On this day: 27th September 2013 LeighWhite  woke up in a cell in Bootle police station.

On this day: 28th September 1982 LeighWhite  soiled himself in a bookies in Mansfield. After using it to clean himself up as best he could, he presented the betting slip claiming a result on a treble.

On this day: 29th September 1987 LeighWhite  got escorted off the premises of Liverpool Anglican Cathedral after being spotted urinating in the font. Later that day, after confession down the road, he got a noshing off a nun behind the bins at Ainsdale Pontins. Both were later excommunicated.

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