I must be pushing 15 stone these days.

Who is the heaviest mofo on here?

it appears my hubby is quite willing to call you all fat, but is too embarrassed to admit that HE WAS OVER 18 STONE SO ADMIT IT FATBOY!!!!!!!!!

 

think the term -hypocrit rings a bell............

 

whereas me, ill just say I WAS A FAT BITCH....SO THERE....

 

and thats the final say on it jay...............fatty...............

weigh just over 15 stone at the minute.. dont know if that makes me overweight or not should hope not though..

weigh just over 15 stone at the minute.. dont know if that makes me overweight or not should hope not though..

 

Your just about double the average weight of a male Rottweiler which averages about 7.5 stone!

wonder who will put the most weight on over christmas? its a lonely time, so i think i'll comfort eat and put half a stone on!

wonder who will put the most weight on over christmas? its a lonely time, so i think i'll comfort eat and put half a stone on!

 

want the smaritans christmas helpline for lonely people????

 

actually alibob, me n you could volunteer to be samaritans, get leathered and cheer people up over the phone. although occasionally i may be unable to stop myself from shouting 'well go on then, just do it, kill yerself' if it was a scum fan.

 

good idea??? yep???? nope??????

 

what about working in a soup kitchen then???

wonder who will put the most weight on over christmas? its a lonely time, so i think i'll comfort eat and put half a stone on!

 

want the smaritans christmas helpline for lonely people????

 

actually alibob, me n you could volunteer to be samaritans, get leathered and cheer people up over the phone. although occasionally i may be unable to stop myself from shouting 'well go on then, just do it, kill yerself' if it was a scum fan.

 

good idea??? yep???? nope??????

 

what about working in a soup kitchen then???

 

i think it'd be a great help to human kind..especially the disposing of scum fans bit.

dont think i'd be able to resist laughing at anyone ringing up upset cos their guinea pig called spaz or whatever had died though!!

oh mi beavers dead, sob sob, ( notice its past 6 am and therefore i have no respect for guinea pigs/suicidal people/scum fans)

 

kill em all

 

 

 

misuc c

pissed

tired

no sympathy

wonder who will put the most weight on over christmas? its a lonely time, so i think i'll comfort eat and put half a stone on!

 

want the smaritans christmas helpline for lonely people????

 

Isn't that the number they plaster all over the TV on Christmas Day? That's why I'm not coming up to Bolton this Christmas, bloody depresses me, all I want to do is relax, have a drink or two (to help forget mum's wonderful cooking :-# ) and what do you get ruining Corrie? "Feeling depressed this Christmas? Ring xxxx xxx xxxx" Well if I wasn't depressed before that little reminder, I sure as hell would be afterwards.

youre right EG, constant reminder that youre lonely now that spaz the guinea pig has passed to the next life.

 

imagine the automated answer phone at samaritans......

 

press 1 for suicidal tendancies.

press 2 for loss of guinea pig

press 3 to confess you're a scum fan

 

etc etc, then

 

please be assured that you're call is important to us, our suicide squad will be with you as soon as p[ossible, please dont kill yourself whilst waiting for assistance.

 

obviously depressing music would occasionally interrupt the commentry. like 'all by myself',

 

the more i think about it, the more i wanna be a samaritan, im just so understanding and patient etc :^o