NEXT SUMMER , WHILE ARRIVING AT THE REEBOK, ELTON JOHN GETS A PHONE CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE . GEORGE SAYS WHERE ARE YOU ELTON, TO WHICH ELTON REPLIES I,M IN HORWICH !!!!

 

I,LL LEAVE IT TO YOUR IMAGINATION

 

I,M TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME .

He'd actually say i'm in LOSTOCK.

 

You are just upset because i called your lover (ST)

NEXT SUMMER , WHILE STILL BACKSTAGE AT THE REEBOK AFTER THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE STARTED, ELTON JOHN GETS A PHONE CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE . GEORGE SAYS WHERE ARE YOU ELTON, IS THERE A PROBLEM - TO WHICH ELTON REPLIES "I'VE JUST GOT A TOUCH OF CRAMP"

 

I,LL LEAVE IT TO YOUR IMAGINATION

 

I,M TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME .

WHILST ON THE SAME PHONE CALL , AFTER THE cramp HAD GONE , ELTON WAS A BIT STIFF AND SO HAD TO TAKE A REST , SO HIS MATE GEORGE SAYS WHAT YOU DOING NOW ELTON - TO WHICH ELTON REPLIES I,M JUST JUST SATONGREAVSIE !!!!!

 

CAN YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

 

WAY TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME !!

WHILST ON THE SAME PHONE CALL , AFTER THE cramp HAD GONE , ELTON WAS A BIT STIFF AND SO HAD TO TAKE A REST , SO HIS MATE GEORGE SAYS WHAT YOU DOING NOW ELTON - TO WHICH ELTON REPLIES I,M JUST TRYING TO SQUEEZE INTO UNDERPANTS !!!!!

 

CAN YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

 

WAY TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME !!

LATER ON GEORGE WANTS SOME NIGHTLIFE, SO HE CALLS ELTON AND ASKS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO TONIGHT - TO WHICH ELTON REPLIES I'D LOVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT INSIDE STANLEY CASINO

 

CAN YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

 

WAY TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME !!

WHILST ON THE SAME PHONE CALL , AFTER SQUEEZING INTO UNDERPANTS ELTON STARTED CHASING AFTER JAY JAY. GEORGE ASKED WHAT ARE YOU DOING. ELTON REPLIED I'M TRYING TO MOUNT SKIPPER.

 

CAN YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

 

DEFINITELY WAY TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME !!

NEXT SUMMER , WHILE STILL BACKSTAGE AT THE REEBOK AFTER THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE STARTED, ELTON JOHN GETS A PHONE CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE . GEORGE SAYS ELTON, CAN YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOUR FIRST GIG WAS ALL THOSE YEARS AGO? "HMMM" SAYS ELTON, "I SEEM TO REMEMBER HAVING A RATHER HAIRY NIGHT IN BRIXTON".

 

I,LL LEAVE IT TO YOUR IMAGINATION

 

I,M TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME .

NEXT SUMMER , WHILE STILL BACKSTAGE AT THE REEBOK AFTER THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE STARTED, ELTON JOHN GETS A PHONE CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE . GEORGE SAYS ELTON, CAN YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOUR FIRST GIG WAS ALL THOSE YEARS AGO? "HMMM" SAYS ELTON, "I SEEM TO REMEMBER HAVING A RATHER HAIRY NIGHT IN BRIXTON".

 

I,LL LEAVE IT TO YOUR IMAGINATION

 

I,M TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME .

 

 

C*NT

At least I am safe, as Elton has never once seen Mike Hunt

NEXT SUMMER , WHILE STILL BACKSTAGE AT THE REEBOK AFTER THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE STARTED, ELTON JOHN GETS A PHONE CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE . GEORGE SAYS ELTON, CAN YOU REMEMBER THE DAY WE WENT TO CHESTER ZOO? "HMMM" SAYS ELTON, "I SEEM TO REMEMBER STROKING A LOVELY YOUNG BOBCAT".

 

CAN YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

 

WAY TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME !!

NEXT SUMMER, WHILE STILL BACKSTAGE AT THE REEBOK AFTER THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE STARTED, ELTON GETS A PHONE CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE. GEORGE SAYS, ELTON CAN YOU REMEMBER THE DAY WE WENT TO CHESTER ZOO? "HMMM" SAYS ELTON, "I SEEM TO REMEMBER STROKING A LOVELY YOUNG BOBCAT AND SUCKING HIS BIGTOE"

 

CAN YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

 

WAY TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME !!

NEXT SUMMER WHILST BACKSTAGE AT THE REEBOK AFTER THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE STARTED, ELTON GETS A CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE, GEORGE SAYS, 'REMEMBER WHEN WE PLAYED A CHARITY CRICKET MATCH AT HORWICH AND THAT SEASONED TRAVELLER BOWLED A WICKEDBUMPER'

 

CAN YOU SEE WHAT I'VE DONE

 

WAY TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ME.

 

2 DAYS, 2 B4STARD DAYS TO GET ONE IN #-o

NEXT SUMMER WHILST BACKSTAGE AT THE REEBOK AFTER THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE STARTED, ELTON GETS A CALL FROM HIS MATE GEORGE, 'REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LAST IN BOLTON AND WENT COTTAGING UP RIVINGTON PIKE WITH MIKE HUNT AND WERE SPOTTED BY A MAN WALKING DOG'

 

I'M ON A ROLL NOW

them last two were shit

Better than yours though.

 

BUMMER!