http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-20020...2050329,00.html

Tell me you didn't nearly spit your supper out when you read....

 

"A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.

 

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ??? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

 

QUALITY!!!!

 

Apparently the goat was female, yet the offender was gay!

Apparently the goat was female, yet the offender was gay!

 

 

So It definately was Widnes then.

 

Or is it a Gay trait.

 

 

Care to shed any light on this Garrp?

Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section.

 

 

Fancy sending the dogs in, to catch a man who engages in bestiality!

 

 

Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you."

 

What about " bleach of the hair peace"

"I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

 

Very good but what a classic quote from Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion (above). there's no flies on him (so to speak)

 

No wonder he's a DI................. It's good to know we are in safe hands

of course he had never down anything like that before.

 

am sure him and mr a. will enjoy xmas together.

Its just another example of interference from the nanny state if you ask me

After the initial peeing in my pants and laughing, im now totally freaked out by that article.He has obviously bleached his hair with domestos.

 

Widnes, use a professional hair product...........the goats will love you for it!!!!!

also the quote ' a stream of officers raced to the scene'

 

cos they just wanted to see it, hardly members of the goat protection league are they??

just bunch of perverts too!!!

 

bet the cameras were out in force.