I am ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed and ashamed.

 

ive just done a terrible trump.

 

in the middle of the infant nativity.

 

Help, how do i face the mums and teachers in the morning??

 

anyone got a balaclava????

 

drastic face transplant.?

I am ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed and ashamed.

 

ive just done a terrible trump.

 

in the middle of the infant nativity.

 

Help, how do i face the mums and teachers in the morning??

 

anyone got a balaclava????

 

drastic face transplant.?

 

How dare you...................

Could have been worse..............could have been a fanny fart [-X

Could have been worse..............could have been a fanny fart [-X

 

 

=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

im trying to be serious people,

 

it was loud

 

and a bit whiffy

 

my face is red and burning at the memory,

 

and all you can do is discuss fanny farts and say How Dare You....................................tut tut,

you would all make rubbish agony aunts. Think dear deidre can keep her job

Think dear deidre can keep her job

and you can keep your farts too :D/

is there no way you can blame it on someone else?

alibob Posted: Thu 16 Dec, 2004 9:25 pm Post subject:

 

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is there no way you can blame it on someone else?

 

Theres always animals in a nativity, blame it on them

Could have been worse..............could have been a fanny fart [-X

 

 

oi..........there is children viewing this board [-X

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

missus c shame on you =;

did you follow through ?

did you follow through ?

Oh dear [-X

those plastic chairs don't half amplify the sound. There's no damping. If no-one put goggles on it couldn't have been that bad

i dont know if anyone put goggles on, i was too busy looking for that hole in the floor to fall in.

 

very very embarassing.

 

been wondering what couldve caused it.

 

settled for broccoli and cabbage.

 

what makes you lot trump????

A desire to.

 

Do wimmin notice when you disguise wiping fanny clack back onto them as a loving stroke? We've all done it.

tut tut, you're not actually supposed to admit to these 'man tricks', how are you going to maintain an air of mystery?

 

But if you feel like fessin up, what else do we need to know??/

Happy Wanderer, is there no way of banning missus c from this board now????

 

 

I've had enough now.

I am ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed and ashamed.

 

ive just done a terrible trump.

 

in the middle of the infant nativity.

 

Help, how do i face the mums and teachers in the morning??

 

anyone got a balaclava????

 

drastic face transplant.?

 

aye, and they were singing "silent night" at the time

all together now:

"silent night....holy night....all is calm..." PAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!

"God rest ye merry, gentlemen

Let nothing you dismay..." FRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

"The First Noel, the Angels did say..." TRUUUUMMMMP!

"In the bleak mid-winter

Frosty wind made moan..." BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLUUUMP!!!

Happy Wanderer, is there no way of banning missus c from this board now????

 

 

I've had enough now.

Of course I can, just give me your Manure ticket in exchange. For banning not your wife, who wants a chick that farts [-X

Happy all chicks fart!!

Happy all chicks fart!!

Not as loud as Missus C they don't [-(

I like a woman who trumps, it must be one of the few times they keep their mouths shut.