Bea Smith Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 I am ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed and ashamed. ive just done a terrible trump. in the middle of the infant nativity. Help, how do i face the mums and teachers in the morning?? anyone got a balaclava???? drastic face transplant.?
C86 Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 I am ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed and ashamed. ive just done a terrible trump. in the middle of the infant nativity. Help, how do i face the mums and teachers in the morning?? anyone got a balaclava???? drastic face transplant.? How dare you...................
Happy Wanderer Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Could have been worse..............could have been a fanny fart [-X
C86 Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Could have been worse..............could have been a fanny fart [-X =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~
Bea Smith Posted December 16, 2004 Author Posted December 16, 2004 im trying to be serious people, it was loud and a bit whiffy my face is red and burning at the memory, and all you can do is discuss fanny farts and say How Dare You....................................tut tut, you would all make rubbish agony aunts. Think dear deidre can keep her job
Happy Wanderer Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Think dear deidre can keep her job and you can keep your farts too :D/
alibob Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 is there no way you can blame it on someone else?
shytalk Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 alibob Posted: Thu 16 Dec, 2004 9:25 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- is there no way you can blame it on someone else? Theres always animals in a nativity, blame it on them
Guest Uncle_Northy Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Could have been worse..............could have been a fanny fart [-X oi..........there is children viewing this board [-X missus c shame on you =;
Happy Wanderer Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 did you follow through ? Oh dear [-X
Mr Softee Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 those plastic chairs don't half amplify the sound. There's no damping. If no-one put goggles on it couldn't have been that bad
Bea Smith Posted December 16, 2004 Author Posted December 16, 2004 i dont know if anyone put goggles on, i was too busy looking for that hole in the floor to fall in. very very embarassing. been wondering what couldve caused it. settled for broccoli and cabbage. what makes you lot trump????
Maggie Tate Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 A desire to. Do wimmin notice when you disguise wiping fanny clack back onto them as a loving stroke? We've all done it.
Bea Smith Posted December 17, 2004 Author Posted December 17, 2004 tut tut, you're not actually supposed to admit to these 'man tricks', how are you going to maintain an air of mystery? But if you feel like fessin up, what else do we need to know??/
Guest The Special One Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Happy Wanderer, is there no way of banning missus c from this board now???? I've had enough now.
SatanGreavsie Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 I am ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed and ashamed. ive just done a terrible trump. in the middle of the infant nativity. Help, how do i face the mums and teachers in the morning?? anyone got a balaclava???? drastic face transplant.? aye, and they were singing "silent night" at the time all together now: "silent night....holy night....all is calm..." PAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!! "God rest ye merry, gentlemen Let nothing you dismay..." FRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! "The First Noel, the Angels did say..." TRUUUUMMMMP! "In the bleak mid-winter Frosty wind made moan..." BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLUUUMP!!!
Happy Wanderer Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Happy Wanderer, is there no way of banning missus c from this board now???? I've had enough now. Of course I can, just give me your Manure ticket in exchange. For banning not your wife, who wants a chick that farts [-X
Happy Wanderer Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Happy all chicks fart!! Not as loud as Missus C they don't [-(
Loft Nuthouse Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 I like a woman who trumps, it must be one of the few times they keep their mouths shut.
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