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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow

If I had the wings of a Sparrow

If I had the arse of a Crow

I would fly right over Old Trafford

And Shit on the bastards below

 

 

 

below

 

 

 

 

And Shit on the bastards below

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If I had the wings of a Sparrow

If I had the arse of a Crow

I would fly right over Old Trafford

And Shit on the bastards below

 

 

 

below

 

 

 

 

And Shit on the bastards below

 

I always thought it was "arse of a cow" not crow

I always thought it was "arse of a cow" not crow

 

I guess it depends how posh (or not) you are to get Cow to rhyme with Below.

One or two old-school songs got changed with time;

 

For instance:

 

We're by far the greatest team . . .

 

used to be - We're by far the greatest . . .

 

Someone somewhere added the word team and altered the timing.

If I had the wings of a Sparrow

If I had the arse of a Crow

I would fly right over Old Trafford

And Shit on the bastards below

 

 

 

below

 

 

 

 

And Shit on the bastards below

 

why would you want to shit on the cricket pitch for.

I've always known it as

 

If I had the wings of an angel

The dirty black arse of a crow

I'd fly over Wigan tomorrow

And shit on the bastards below, below

Shit on, shit on

Shit on the bastards below

I always thought it was "arse of a cow" not crow

 

I don't suppose it dawned on you that cows can't actually fly as well as crows?

 

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It used to be:

 

"I'd fly over Deepdale tomorrow"

 

That was back when Preston actually had a team worth bothering about.

It used to be:

 

"I'd fly over Deepdale tomorrow"

 

That was back when Preston actually had a team worth bothering about.

 

When were that ? I've been watching Bolton since 1967 and I can never remember Preston being 'worth bothering about'

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