Peter North

The flush handles on what used to be the womens bogs under the east stand after everyones had a piss?

The good old Sun today predicts that Souey will only last another 72 hrs in his current chop before he gets his P45. Allardyce is top of Fat Freddy's wishlist for the new year, and he would be expected to take the reins before their next home match, and that surprisingly, he wouldn't have a pot of money to spend. Maybe it's more journalists spurning out the same kind of non-story to fill the back pages, but it does beg the question, despite all our Chritsmas moaning about the big fella... Do we really want to lose Big Sam, especially to these geordie no-hopers? I think not.

Why don't we just hand the reins to little sam? No doubt Browny would be handing in his p45 at Derby and winging it back here in no-time at all. Viva El Browny!!!

Arctic bloody monkey's - have you seen their bassist, looks like Smiley after one of his legendary McDonald's blow-outs! ...and let's face it, they can hardly hold a candle to Anthony and the Johnsons!!!

Good article in today's Guardian from Kevin Pullein, football tipster for the racing post... "Bolton should maintain their good form in the latter part of the season, despite their european adventure. As a rule , teams who did well in the first half of the season did less well in the other half. It is right to think that Bolton might accumulate points more slowly in the only to add another 26 to their tally. The best estimate is to how many points a team would gain in their final 19 games is to multiply the points they gained during the first 19 by 0.55 then add 11.75...this formula suggests that Bolton would finish this campaign with 60 points or perhaps more....and European competition has had no effect on their results in the premiership. The formula also indicates that Wigan and City might end the season with more than 55.4 and 50.9 points." His advice has been good in the past, recently suggesting that the team which scored first at Goodison would go on to win the game!! Big Sam out, eh?

Is it just me or do the arctic monkeys sound like a crap sixth form version of the Fall, with a singer who is a brazen parody of Graham Coxon, once of Blur? This years Strokes / Kings of Leon. Mark my words, you'll be seeing their album in the bargain bucket at woolies in no time. Emporers new clothes!!

Went to Tallinn at easter on a mates staggers. Changed ??200 at Tallinn airport on the way in and it lasted me a good four days, and that's including a good few titty bars in the process. Yes, the women are top-notch, FMB's are the national costume for women, and the local lads are hardly a challenge in the style and looks stakes. It's the kind of place where you have to beat em off with a shitty stick! -

Just been having a look at a city centre street map, and you wouldn't feckin believe it, there's an 'Avenue de Tourrette's' close to the old port! Definite photo oppportunity for the lads there! I'm making it a personal mission to get me photo under the street sign. Hurr hurr hurr!!!

Bloody hell, its been a while since I was last on here! looks like we will all have to wrap up warm for this one... "as annoying as the mistral can be, the north east winds help keep marseille brighter than northern france in winter. Fog and truly cold days are rare...february temps are between 5 to 10 degrees c and it only rains every third or fourth day. The only fly in the ointment is infamous mistral, a biting grating north wind sometimes exceeding 60mph - that descends from the alps..." Then again, its never cold inside a pub!!!