Peter North

http://blog.paddypower.com/2012/12/04/not-big-sam-its-too-late-for-andy-carroll-but-heres-my-christmas-party-advice/ I just wish I had been at that Wanderers X-mas shindig!

Soooo not happening!

There aren't a lot of inspiring choices on offer at the moment. Brown-eye might be OK, but he is still associated with Big Sam. We aren't going to get a big name manager. No doubt the directors haven't even drawn up a shortlist yet!

OC was only part of the problem at t'Reebok. The biggest problem is upstairs at boardroom level as we all know. Until that changes it will still have the 'feel-shit' factor!

They had to get out of their timewarp first!

They always said they would do this if the big fella scored, and they were true to their word... Now where was Pablo in the throng?.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnkfwGagVQY

It's today. You have an excuse now.. http://www.internationalbeerday.com/

That is Haiku in it's purest form. The man is nowt but a genius. Top that everyone!

I pushed the dinner plates to one side, polished off the glass of Chianti, and gazed manfully into her eyes as the sound of Adele gently caressed our ears. I just knew I was in for a damn good tromboning that night. Nah, that's not right. I took her in the bushes behind the Tesco car park. After a bout of vigorous finger-sex she couldn't wait to hose me down with some natural champagne...

He don't half polarize opinions that lad!

Launched today. Interesting stuff, whether you like him or passionately hate him. You can't keep a big gob down.. http://www.joeybarton.com/

Just caught the news today. Sad but true. A true musical hero of mine. RIP Adam. Namaste.

Instead of fending off the argies threats to God's little islands, let's turn the tables and let the Falklands lay claim to Argentina. Now then...

Bolton bound. It's just a smokescreen. VITK!

Perhaps you should all watch this. It's errr, educational! http://www.buzzfeed.com/robbiesh/3-types-of-girlfriends-based-on-pooping-habits-5wqn

Manc Peasants buying plastic funnels. Hate to think what they would want them for... apart from away trips in the minibus!

... and Posh Spice Kerry Katona and Kate Silverton.

Reeta Chakribahti...

Trending on twitter. Maybe a bit late to post this one, but wouldn't it be great to make it happen!

coming from someone who used to write fanzines, any publicity is 'good publicity' and no doubt a bit of controversy will give their sales a bump and give them a bit of kudos... sadly.

Would love to call Tit Monday in Bolton today... however a few vest wearing northern slappers does not a summer make!

I have the White Love/ Come on feel the Wanderers/ Here We Go Again archive for safe keeping. And quite a few saved on floppy disc from that era. Just need the time and someone with the expertise to get them online. FYI Ray Burke now lives in a static caravan in Knott End and Gordon Broadbent was last seen having a swift couple of power-sherberts in the Gypsy's Tent a good few years back...

Gave his name to a sexual position. Our Ryan would know.....

Monday is the day. Thinking of going to the bookies in the morning and placing a fiver on it!

I hate people who analyse jokes. Anal beyond belief!