dead than red

Bit late now, i'll get him to contact you tomorrow.

Hi, dont come on here much, just seen your post. Did you get sorted? My son said he'd have a look for you.

Thank you. Sometimes feel like id be better off locked up, but i know deep down i'd miss it.

I can see a tight game, but with a few goals. Could go either way, but here's hoping. COYWM

Sorry, EAST SU!!!!! must be my age!!

Been on here for years now with the odd rare post, and thought it about time i started getting involved more. So, Hi from me, been supporting since i was a kid, S/T holder for 35 years (except 1) burnen padd, now WSU. Here's to some chat!

Didnt Mike Basset pick Benson, and Hedges for a world cup qualifier?

A famoly is driving behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry when a large dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. to hide her embarrassment the mother says to the children "that was a big insect" To which her 7 year old son replies, "im supprised it could fly with a fcuking cock that big!"

Just spent the last hour searching football leagues worldwide, and can't find a team anywhere called LAZY MISERABLE MOANING COLD HAIRY BULLDOGCHEWINGAWASP UNITED!

A guy walking hid dog allong the cliff tops when he comes accross a stunning blonde. he says to her "are you getting ready to jump?" "yes" she replys" "well, if your going to jump, any chance of a blow job first?" He gets the best gobble he's ever had in his life, when he's recovered, he turns to her and says "if your so good at doing that, what can be so bad to want you to kill yourself?" "I hate my parents" she says, "they just won't accept me dressing up as a woman" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the thief gets caught and goes to court, he could plead INSANITARY

A man goes to a singles club for the over 60s. In the corner he spots a very well dressed attractive lady, so goes over to tap her up. "Excuse me" he asks, "but do you realise this club is for OVER 60 year olds only?" The lady replies "oh yes. I'm 66 years old" Thinking on his feet, and going for the kill, he says "i would have put you mid forties at the oldest!" Feeling flattered, she asks him "how about coming back to my place for sex?" "fantastic" he replies. She takes him to her big posh house, and leads him upstairs to a huge bedroom with king size four poster bed. The room is littered with hand cuffs, chains, vibrators and all sorts of sex toys. "are you into threesomes" she asks "Ive never done that" he says "but ive allways fancied it" "what about a bit of mother and daughter?" she asks "ABSOLOUTELY FANTASTIC!" he sreams "right" says the woman "you get your kit off. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and ill fetch my mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

NOT a member of the pool team. Im a 'regular' customer

With a bit of luck they'll all get locked up. That'll keep a few of em quiet for a bit. (or maybe not)

Might as well drown your sorrows in the BC then.

PHEW INDEED!!!!!