The Major

Momo Sissoko???!?!?!?!?!?!??!? ROFLPOPZZZ!!!!! I'm sorry, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

Do you even rate Robinson? I've seen him make so many mistakes this season. Did anyone hear that Robinson had trials at Arsenal before he went to spurs and that he failed the reaction and agility tests that Wenger puts all his potential signings in to do? Hence the reason they signed an ageing (but admittedly very good) Jens Lehmann.

You are right here, to an extent, but I have Pool supporting mates that say Gerrard goes missing for half the games in a season. What do I care, it's just an opinion.

I'm sorry, but that is absolute nonsense. The point you're trying to make is mute. Top class teams don't play on "less than perfect pitches". As far as PL players go, he's right up there, but on an international stage he has NEVER produced. He's been found out on more than one occassion.

It is actually an opinion, mine. What is it about, then? Huffing and puffing all game and trying to score 30 yard screamers off the burger van? Personally I'd take Xavi, Fabregas and even Xabi Alonso ahead of super meat-head.

Gerrard is perhaps the single most over-rated player in the EPL. Well, him and Fat Frank. He's a typical English meat-head midfielder, runs fast and kicks the ball really hard, great. I take it you haven't seen the Spanish midfielders absolutely schooling him on how to play midfield in the recent international?

Jeez, you take your self pretty seriously, eh?

Fark korrfff will ya'?! TOP BOYS!!

West Ham won the World Cup, didn't you know?

Just thought you were talking nonsense, actually

That cuts deep

Banned? For what?

Come on lads, let's be honest, even if they'd have gotten the penalty United would have crapped all over them. It was a total mismatch. I'm starting to warm to United, I'd certainly prefer them than Chelsea.