soulman

they can't be that hungry otherwise the would have ate the teacher and deported the teddy !!

surely to god these highly trained, highly paid, highly motivated athletes can manage 2 full 90 minutes in a week ! for 40 grand a week they should be playin every night and twice on a saturday. i think thats the last time i pay not to watch the best 11 we can pick.....

free speach for all and anyone who doesn't agree can f off and keep your opinions to yourself before me and the oxford mob come round your house and give you a good faggin' !!

the miners were efficient, its the people higher up who were losing the money. as someone said the miners were "lions led by donkeys"

uneconomical, yer 'avin a laugh ! we had some of the most cost effecient pits in europe. take away the subsides that other european goverments payed to their pits and they couldn't compete with british mines. shutting the pits was the evil ones way way of saying "working class people are nowt but scum". she can kiss my arse....

margaret thatcher, wot a complte and utter t**t ! almost single handedly created the "i'm allright, f**k you jack" attitude in this country.even took school milk from the mouths of kids. as for freeing eastern europe, what do you think gorbachov in the ussr and lech welesa in poland were doing knitting doilly bog roll covers !!!

"Tony Kelly did great things with the ball." yes he did. mostly covering it with a crust and eating it !

this is actually the pendle jump stone. where witches have the joice to jump or be burned at the stake if found guilty of a wicked crime, ie. following the red scum etc !!

men from the boys ! the yoof ad better be packin' extra pampers !!

can anyone smell burning bacon ?

on a more serious note, how old was the bike and did it consent ?

jump ! he was bumped off. emu says " this pictures crap ont telly rod, go up ont roof and fix the ariel" . ok says rod. then when he's comming down the ladder, BOOSH ! one very limp rod. and has anyone seen owt of emu since, no. probably lapping it up in south america with grace jones with the insurance money !!

how long have anne summers been doing bike stimulators ? do they have a "rampant puncture kit" ?

i thought that was keith harris and orvile ?

it was definately barry george who did karma chameleon.

if we get ambushed in belgrade should we all sing "why why why delilah ?"

outside in its coop. you ?

me and the misses went to windy harbour for our honeymoon, superb, and we won on the bingo !!

anyone for two's up. never spit roasted a bike before !!

i heard his front tyre went down on him !

bloody hell, he's changed a lot since he did karma chameleon !!

i've just been told that they are not using watercannon to barracade the square, they are going to use frank cannon. so theres no need for brollys unless he starts sweatin' .

me and aidan you tool, and if you mention the war once more, i've got a replica bayonet which i will shove in a dark smelly place that has only been seen by your parents and boyfriend !!

had a very interesting conversation with bwfc ticket office today. once again no ticket details for those not traveling with the club, but book with the club now and you've got a ticket. also, apparently, the belgrade police are going to let all bolton fans congregate at one square which will be, quote "barracaded to prevent any possible trouble and they'll be using watercannons " !! nice to feel wanted. it also happens that my big sis, who's coming on her 1st euro trip (likes to pick the soft ones !) was also the all ireland barracade building champion 3 years running, hows that for a stroke of luck !!

isn't nice to see how well our serbian hosts get on. we are going to be spoiled for friends when we get there. they will be fighting to shake our hands and by us a beer. really looking forward to it !!!! by the way i've taken out extra insurance cover for belgrade just in case i'm accidently injured being hugged and kissed by friendly serbs.