Mr Softee

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Are there points available for multiple bextors, or is there a collective name for them?

And it would help if I logged in!

www.headstaggers.prodigynet.co.uk/flash/ringtone.swf

mint sauce

Ricky G now lives on Chorley New Road, opp Bolton Golf Club. If you look at the houses on the right hand side going from Horwich to Bolton there is sometimes a silver Bentley outside one of them, that's his. Not a massive house though. Ian Dowie also lives somewhere near there I think.

Stressed

Dodge

Sam " Grand Moff " Parkin

:vm :vm

Mini Van Calpol.

Did Gandalf shag that bint from Rentaghost tonight. Fred weren't too chuffed.

Thought so!!!!!!!!!!, but couldn't be arsed looking back to see. :D/ My first one

An open letter from Malcolm Glazer to Man Utd fans everywhere ; Dear Soccer fans, As you all know, i've been looking to buy the United's of Manchester for a little while now. I've also heard that some of you may not be too happy about me using, sorry, buying the club in order to reach new heights and also, that I may not be a fan. Well fear not, as i'm writing this personal letter to let you know that i'm a genuine fan of you blue devils. I began rooting for the United's back in 1992 when our little Malcolm JR was practising those Soccer home runs out in the yard. I loved the way you turned defence into offence, and the way that Bobby Shearer used to top half it into the goal bag. Oh man, that play was hot. My son tells me that you even out-zoned your City rivals Southampton in the 4th quarter of the FA World series. As for your current team, that Rude guy is awesome!!!! I see a profitable future at the United, with the young talent of Cristiano Rooney (man, that guy can dance!) and Peter Shilton giving us hope in defeating the evil Russian tyranny which assaults the freedom of our beloved Soccer. With the marketing potential of those Neville brothers and that Pearce dude leading the team, we can all look to acheiving our beliefs of a better future. Especially when I add Alexei Lalas and Cobi Jones to the starting 15. Now to you, the fans. I've been to see the United's play once before, and the respect you pay your team in silently admiring the play out on the pitch was overwhelming. Because of this, i've just purchased a new ??45 million mansion in the Manchester to be close to you guys. And more good news is i'm planning to add an extra 10,000 seats through corporate boxes so more genuine blue devils can experience the play. What's with the prawn sandwiches I had to eat when I was there? Well, rest assured, it'll be super size prawn baguettes when I take charge. I can't wait to come over to the Manchester isles, as I love the country, especially the beaches and the hot chicks. I hope you can all see my vision of this future, with new shirt sponsors (Dunkin Donuts) and new team name (The Manchester Gloom) i'm sure things are looking bright. *Further good news for you guys is that i've just agreed a partnership deal with McDonalds, who will help in promoting the Manchester brand. This will involve re-naming the stadium to 'McTrafford' as well as an exciting launch of Manchester Gloom plastic fan toys in every happy meal. Cristiano Rooney will be the face of this campaign and during this, he will be marketed globally as Roonald McDonald. Take care dudes. Malc

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The spaniards in the south stand has a good banner with their own picture of him What an exit as well. Wound the bin dippers up.

Why was Nolan joint captain today? #-o #-o

Manchester United Football Club PLC

Class player and probably the right decision

Parma ?

Loads of programes for sale on ebay. bwfchorwich (?) is even offering free dvd's.

gizza

Unless it is going backwards D-Dingles C- Chelsea B - Bolton #-o

smelly

http://footballmsn.skysports.com/list.asp?...l=Football_Home Always thought he was thick but that's now confirmed it. He obviously can't read the league table and doesn't realise they're out of Europe. #-o Maybe Einstein Neville will treat us with a pearl of wisdom next.