IMO Duncan Ferguson has never been the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree, and maybe this story will prove it.
A few years ago I was working a Dinner with former Scottish Manager Craig Brown and he told me about when Ferguson was with the squad in Greece. As a bit of light relief Craig said to the players that he had arranged a trip to the Acropolis in Athens. Big Dozy Dunc chirped in and said.............................
"Thanks Boss, but I didn't think you would let us go to a Disco while we're here"
I rest my case!