Tyler Durden

26 bands will perform in the function room at Horwich Leisure Centre this weekend to raise funds for the Tsunami thingy. Saturday from 2 - 7:30 is Indie Saturday night (8 - late) is Rock Sunday 2-7 is Emo/Ska Sunday night is metal My band is on at 5 on the Saturday. Its a bargain ??2:50 per session to see some top local bands and cheap beer and you won't miss any footy! The Indie session is selling best so far, with "Mannekin John", "The Capture" and my band, "whateverend", heading the bill. Tickets on sale from XRecords and Booths, as well as the Albert Halls.

Police... I wonder if they advertise for idiots.......... Travis what you upto this summer?

Wonder what happened to the ??3.5m we were prepared to spend on him......

deal

took us ages to clean Travis' room........................... :-& =; :-&

Dwight Yorke enjoyed having no club, as it meant he got to spend more time with his family "As you can clearly see, our cigarettes did not turn these people's fingers yellow"

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but Mardi Gras does???? :Mm

what? The talk of mardi gras? or the mention of illuminous yellow jackets? :-#

Biggest dilemma for a jew --- FREE PORK PIES!

I was on my mobile on other side of the road and I saw this bright fookin yellow thing limping along and saw you, assumed it was him..... didn't think it was mardi gras all ready!

11.30ish outside Marks'n'Sparks..... Mrs C and one of the "Village People"

Things balance themselves out Diouf dive ----------------------------- Neill handball Savage -------------- Diouf elbow bottom lnie - if it was anyone except Diouf it would just be "oh that was wrong... Next incident please" and move on. As i said before this could be a blessing - 1) no-one will touch Diouf, leaving us to get him permanent 2) Team Spirit -- the old "us against the world" thing, United thrive on it and I think Sam does do

Well while the FA are looking at things, 1) why wasn't Henry booked on Sunday when the Ref gave the decision that he dived? 2) Savage's tackle in the 1st minute 3) When Nolan got booked, why didn't Savage? - they both went in with 2 feet

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Its usually either "The Travelling Folk of Irish Descent" or "the Ethnic Minority in black nike tracksuits and brown rockport" causing trouble at the school. Tyler Durden, WanderersWays PC Rep

all i say .. is it worse than anything Pires (Pompy last year), Henry, Ronaldo, Van horseface, Rooney, Robben, Drogba do pretty much everyweek???

glad that Diouf did that??? now no-one will touch him with a 10-foot bargepole, and we'll be the only club wanting to sign him

Personally, I think Souness is out of order. Whether Bellamy faked an injury or not - I always think things should be dealt with in-house - and not in public, can't be good for team spirit. Look at it this way - if your job was to deal with customers face-to-face and that's what you enjoyed and were paidf to do, you wouldn't be happy answering the phone and making brews all day would you??

Does the sun blare down in Los Christianos? I've never been so I wouldn't know. I have, however, been to Majorca, Minorca, Crete, Cyprus, Benidorm, Corfu . . . . . .. . and the sun BLAZED down! Is it different in The Canary Islands? and I got an A in English Language A-Level!

needed one anyway -- ready for watching the Palace game in a bar in Los Christianos.... with an ice cold cerveza.... and the sun blaring down.... :bb

finished 3-1

looked like an OG to me.....

bacon butty while driving to Reebok to buy a white Wanderers shirt