jonnycooper

Bollocks

It seems to deafen me by your silence!!

Neil (squeezy) Lemon.

Was it against Bhutan Wanderers?

A huge pile of fish was used as bait!

Emanuel hardwoodfloor,Wayne Roofey and the one and only Ivan Campervan!

Well he would be calling it in from himself,which would in turn force Eddie into administration,as he doesn't have the £180m that he owes himself!

Michel Platini is looking to (hide) invest some millions that he happened across and has therefore installed Youri Djorkaeff as frontman of his consortium,and is going to purchase the Mighty Bolton Wanderers and get them to the top of the Premier League..The former Bolton legend is chomping at the bit to move back to the Bolton area.Paris Nice and the Loire Valley just can't compare!

Fixed!!!

Styles has no football knowledge whatsoever!! Although he could persuade Cowell to invest!

Same story has been posted on Thai takeover thread! Quick Edit!

Hairy muff!! I just stumbled across this last night..

casino edit sorry, matey if folk want to read their shit, thats up to them we're not here to get their click rate up

How far away from starting a game is Zach?

The only Premier League wage we could afford now is a Northern one!!