ChippyTea

Fucking hell, comedy genius!

I can't understand the fascination the people of this country have with the royals. I know I've sounded off in other threads about how I despise the monarchy but ffs. I hate how every comment they make is treated as a hilarious witticism

Been seriously looking at moving to Australia recently. I'm a plasterer and the missus is a nurse so both skilled workers. The Aussies do not make it easy. It's fucking comical how we let any old cunt in in this country

Check your PM

You guess wrong. Not from Ainsworth but the locals in the pub had fuck all to with that house. I know the brickie who built it and it's like it is now cos it wasn't built to plan, plain and simple. I was down to plaster it.

Good point Traf. I honestly learned my lesson when I was banned

Was bricking it when I got banned. Thought I'd lose my business. On top of the £750 fine, had to employ driver/labourer and pay to insure him to drive the van. Getting banned was the worst thing to happen to me

Calm down, I learned my lesson

I got a years ban and a £750 fine four years ago after 4 pints. Not worth it mate, get a taxi

Give a fuck what side he's on, he's right. We're paying for this shower of cunts living in fucking luxury whilst everything around us is being slashed. The royals and politicians don't have to wait 3 hours with their family for an ambulance. They're not in it together, their spending doesn't get cut we fucking pay it. This nation needs to wake up and realise we're being taken for a massive ride

Came across this before. Think it's absolutely spot on http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/this-septic-isle/

Very droll. Nah she rings me this morning and says she'll take me out for fathers day, meet me at the pub at 5. Turns up with her mate, both had no money. Happy fathers day

My eldest daughter took me out for tea. Only cost me £45

It's a sick mind that wants to go out with a weapon and hurt another living being. Where's the enjoyment in seeing something in pain?

Know what you're saying but surely common sense should apply? Any idiot would know a man in his 30's doesn't look under 18

Just been in Tesco for some ale, goes through the self serve checkout and the machine says I need approval. So some woman comes over and asks me for ID. I'm 34 years of age and she won't put it through without ID, which I had to go out to my van for and hold the fucking queue up. Thirty four. I do not look under 18 you silly cow

Beetroot aged 9. Would rather die than eat that again

Very true Was a magical day, one of the greatest I've had supporting the wanderers

If she was my daughter I'd still be bathing her

Just finished plastering a house down in Telford. Doing it for a mate of a mate so cash in hand. Comes to getting paid this morning and the cunt only takes out £20 for the leccy we've used to brew up

8 years. Couldn't have happened to a more odious cunt than him

Absolute non story. It's just one tabloid rag raking shit over another

Cracking actor. RIP

People who when they butter toast, wipe the fucking crumbs back into the tub

Got £20 on a 3-2 Liverpool win at 20-1. Come on!