Ashey

Travel Authorisation Where do I get it from? I would need my dads signature, Trafs signature Meet up with Traf in the airport, if I dont meet him Im fucked.

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F??ck Looks like won't be able to get to any Europe away games unless my dad decides to shell out ??600 or so for me my sister and him to go to one of them. ??600 for ONE football match is f??cking loads, especially when most expensive in Prem for 3 people is ??150 at Chelsea.

yeah thing is with that now I cant travel on my own, have to be over 16; so when they check the passports and someone on here says that would be my 'dad' for the day, they would see the difference in names, and not let me on

Going Out Web fare 14.99 GBP Thu, 24 Nov 05 Flight 8343 06:40 Depart London Stansted (STN) 08:55 Arrive Porto (OPO) Coming Back Reg fare 24.99 GBP Fri, 25 Nov 05 Flight 8348 21:15 Depart Porto (OPO) 23:30 Arrive London Stansted (STN) Total Cost of Flight excluding handling fee (if applicable) click here for new information on handling fees 67.17 GBP That is cheapest I have found on Ryanair, thing is, I would have to get down to Stansted on my own, and get from Porto to Guimaraes on my own, and then do the same after the game.

Nearest airport to Guimareas - Porto (about 30 miles away or so I've read)

if it's only ??15 get it booked, what the hell do you want - the prices will start to ramp up once Ryanair cotton on Im only 15, flying from Stansted to Porto on my own, would have to travel down to Stansted. If anyone can find flights from Manchester - Porto, then post it please.

Can anyone post cheap airlines travelling to Porto, from Manchester preferbly? Just been on Ryanair, some tw??t got the 29p flights from Stansted to Porto, so there is now ??15 flights.

Has it been chipped? No, wish it was though. if it was chipped, would it be worth more or less?

Around the region of ??80/??90

Whilst on the topic. PS2 for sale 1 controller As many memory cards i can find (think thats about 3) Fight Night 2, GTA Vice City, Burnout 2. All the wires that came with it also. If interested, PM me

Crouch is just a lanky streak of piss who can head it because his head is in the clouds. Agreed exiledwhite2, Murphys passing and his through balls were quality yesterday, how he isnt in the England squad I dont know, and also, Sven was actually there watching him! As I haven't seen the England squad, I bet that Darrens Bent is in the England squad. He just reminds me of Ricketts that guy

Sat behind me was 4 men wearing jumpers saying 'Walkden' with the Walkden Whites logo, and one of them had a blow up alien with a BWFC V Plovdiv scarf around its neck

and the commentator commented on Okocha "so good they named him twice". Yes I know this was/is his nickname, but come on, he hasnt been playing well! These commentators just annoy me, there should be a button on the remote which turns off the commentators but keeps the stadium noise on! A revolution! Coz who wants to actually listen to commentators?!?

Brilliantly said Smiley

got my request in first so :Bb

I have a pic on my computer, but its not on the internet so i cant upload it. its the moment when nolan is mid-air and the ball has just left his boot. great pic

I'll have them

Q. What have Heather McCartney and Everton got in common? A. The second leg is just for show Everton have got a new club sponsor - Easy Jet. It comes with shirts which have "In and out of Europe in a few hours" printed on them An old lady falls over outside Goodison and David Moyes goes over to help. He asks her if she can manage and she replies "P*ss off - I don't want the job!" Q. How many Evertonians does it take to change a light bulb? A. As many as you like - they will never see the light. After Everton's poor start to the season, a fan nailed his season ticket to the club gates in disgust. The next day he had a change of mind and went back - but some b*st*rd had nicked the nail. Rumour has it that the Board are appointing a new sponsor - Tampax. They thought it appropriate as the club were currently going through a very bad period. Heard the one about the Evertonian who bought a Golden Goal ticket - when he opened it he found the word "October" printed in it. Q. What's the difference between Nigel Martyn and a taxi driver? A. A taxi driver only lets in four at a time. Q. Why does David Moyes keep visiting Argos? A. Because that's the onlyu way he'll pick up any Premier points. Q. What's the difference between Everton and a tea bag? A. A tea bag stays in the cup longer David Moyes goes into a building Society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place and David is kicked unconscious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused...."What, er, How, er, Where am I?" he mumbles. "Relax, you're in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. "Bloody Hell!" says Moyes, "Have I been asleep all season?" David Moyes went to the Everton Christmas Party dressed as a pumpkin. By midnight, he still hadn't turned into a coach!!

Did anyone see the 'LAUTA HOOLS' flag and 'the usual suspects' flag in the bottom left hand corner?

Borgetti did nothin first half, neither did Fernandes, O'Brien, Diouf, most of the team did nothing, and when the scored, i said 'right, bolton have gotta actually start playing football now', because we were playing shite. Nolan, on fire at the mo :D/ our best player i would say and im not sayin that because he scored the winner. And Sue, you say you've never felt happier, I say that i've never felt grumpier because I know I could of been there! But great win for the whites and bring on the draw!

god i wish i was fuckin there.

To keep the board entertaining for a while, I'll start it off A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million pounds a year for the rest of my life." "No problem, You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" Said the genie And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Jesus christ love, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you honey? "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly "No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old.....and both of you still believe in genies!"

ashey could be catchy, what tune is this sung too ? The same tune as: Hate Man Utd We only hate Man Utd...