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You'll be alright for the puff part of the night but how you going to manage the designer sunglasses part?

'Megson On Rasiak'... sounds like anti-depressant tablets!

What's it like, am going tomorrow neet.

Nosey b?stard! You could always change your name to Victor Meldrew.

I've not a clue what you should do with your money, but my sincere condolances for your sad loss mate.

You need to include one of those pics taken with the camera on your phone. You know the one where you pose in the bathroom mirror with your kit off. Woo woo!

I went to Woodvale airshow about 16ish years ago. A Spitfire was doing a display when all of a sudden the engine cut out and it plummeted down to earth, Was quite surreal!

For me it would have to be the trip to Lisbon. Result could have been a whole lot better but a top day out! Yours?

Roll on August!

Oh I see! Why not her male partner? Smiffs, I think your Doris would look rather becoming in the gas mask! Would you leg it?

It doesn't look long enough!

Tas been a lovely washing day.

Blackpool John. Would this be the same one that was very drunk in Lisbon?

Vice versa!

Best = Angel perfume Worst = Walking past a bin waggon or curry house, both yuck!

I must say I'm shocked! But if it's not to be then it's not to be! It's good that it has happened amicabally, stay friends for the kids, you know it makes sense. Both of you enjoy the rest of your lives! BE HAPPY!!!!

What sort of a game did young Morty have?

Anyone know where I can get one dirt cheap, or has anyone got one they are willing to sell, again, dirt cheap?

Florrie

I have not voted as I have not recieved anything to say who I can vote for or what their aims are. Oh I do tell a lie, a car came round with a speaker on top about half hour ago. If the campaigners cannot be arsed to say what their intentions are then why should I get off my arse to go vote.

And whilst your at it could you batter me about the head with an iron bar? Please?

'batters the woman in the kidneys as hard as possible.' Wow! What a f?ckin turn on!!!

I'd beg to differ.

I heard someone say at work today to another, 'you don't half kiss the boss's arse' so is he technically a rimmer? Each to their own then! Anyone had any 'nasty' experiences then in the rimming department? Edit: Why on earth would someone suck someones ring piece? Blinkin eck! What's the world coming to!

I'm not getting this thing about men liking bum love at all! What's the deal? Someone enlighten me please! Isn't it just like gay sex? And for the record iturts! PS, what's rimming?