Did you just become best friends

[tomski]

@DazBob and @Wanderlust

[DazBob]

If he's got them in, then yes.

[bolty58]

1 minute ago, DazBob said:

If he's got them in, then yes.

Take yer fucking ear defenders.

[Wanderlust]

Cheers Bob.  Quite like Brewdog Pale Ales -well any PA as it happens but been on the vino since October when I had an attack of gout which is the most painful thing known to mankind and apparently beer is higher in purines which cause it. Fookin’ agony folks.

Missus argued that childbirth is “actually” the most painful thing known to mankind, but I told her getting kicked in the nads is worse on the grounds that I’ve known lots of women who’ve had kids and wanted more but I’ve never met a bloke who wants to get kicked in the nuts a second time.

Anyhoo Bob, always got a fridge full of beer, a wine rack and a drinks cabinet on the go so next time I’m back in England and you’re in  Norfolk where my current house is, pop in. 

Edited February 23, 2024 by Wanderlust

[DazBob]

5 hours ago, Wanderlust said:

Cheers Bob.  Quite like Brewdog Pale Ales -well any PA as it happens but been on the vino since October when I had an attack of gout which is the most painful thing known to mankind and apparently beer is higher in purines which cause it. Fookin’ agony folks.

Missus argued that childbirth is “actually” the most painful thing known to mankind, but I told her getting kicked in the nads is worse on the grounds that I’ve known lots of women who’ve had kids and wanted more but I’ve never met a bloke who wants to get kicked in the nuts a second time.

Anyhoo Bob, always got a fridge full of beer, a wine rack and a drinks cabinet on the go so next time I’m back in England and you’re in  Norfolk where my current house is, pop in. 

Cheers Lusty. Hope circumstances allow it. X

[perth_white]

6 hours ago, Wanderlust said:

Missus argued that childbirth is “actually” the most painful thing known to mankind, but I told her getting kicked in the nads is worse on the grounds that I’ve known lots of women who’ve had kids and wanted more but I’ve never met a bloke who wants to get kicked in the nuts a second time.

Do a quick Google, there's plenty of blokes want to get kicked in the nuts repeatedly and often pay for the privilege.

[Wanderlust]

8 hours ago, perth_white said:

Do a quick Google, there's plenty of blokes want to get kicked in the nuts repeatedly and often pay for the privilege.

Maybe they exist -  but I’ve never met them

[Zico]

28 minutes ago, Wanderlust said:

Maybe they exist -  but I’ve never met them

They post amongst us

[perth_white]

49 minutes ago, Wanderlust said:

Maybe they exist -  but I’ve never met them

Crack that whip across my thigh

Stick a needle in my eye

Cross my heart and hope to die

I’ve lived a sheltered life.

[bolty58]

16 hours ago, Wanderlust said:

 

Missus argued that childbirth is “actually” the most painful thing known to mankind, but I told her getting kicked in the nads is worse on the grounds that I’ve known lots of women who’ve had kids and wanted more but I’ve never met a bloke who wants to get kicked in the nuts a second time.

 

Like that sir. Will be using that one.

[Dr. Feelgood]

9 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Like that sir. Will be using that one.

Just before you get kicked in the nuts for a second time. Good idea.

[bolty58]

16 minutes ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

Just before you get kicked in the nuts for a second time. Good idea.

One must learn from one's mistakes