and if you keep playing strip poker withus,you will lose your burberry undies

just pull on me finger..................fffrrruupp !!

Watch out....the flying stripey mug is gonna hit you in the head

"Have you been robbin my nest?"

he looks like Miami White

 

that's not a caption, just an opinion

will u shut the fcuk crossroads is on and how u work this remote again

Shoe size is in direct proportion to the size of your todger?! Bollocks...

"I know we kept the lights off all night, but come on, tell us, which one of us do you think was the one with the fanny warts.."

if your cock can touch the end of that cup then you're no used to us two.

there is more stiffness in your collar than your gruds,so me and the blonde will get it on with each other

I told you I'd trap it in the iron if you came near me again

Does Tessa Wyatt take it up the arse on the first date?