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Any of you lot...

missing an ear ?

 

 

If so, contact GMP.

 

One was found earlier on the streets of Manchester.

 

 

 

Don't laugh!

 

We've all been there.

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I thought my glasses were a bit wonky this morning

Keep your ear to the ground eh....

=D>

Probably George Reilly's

Chuck it in the cu-rry.

missing an ear ?

 

 

If so, contact GMP.

 

One was found earlier on the streets of Manchester.

 

 

 

Don't laugh!

 

We've all been there.

 

It could be mine, does it have a pencil behind it?

Sounds like the police made a pig's ear of this one...

 

8-[ I'll get me coat

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manches...ter/4287727.stm

 

Pig is real owner of 'human' ear

 

Police have ended their search for the owner of a missing human ear after discovering it belonged to a pig.

Builders in Manchester found the ear on a pavement outside the city's prison in the Strangeways area last week.

 

Police checked with hospitals but said no-one had been admitted without an ear and no-one had tried to claim it.

 

Forensic tests revealed on Tuesday that it belonged to a pig. A spokeswoman for Greater Manchester Police said they had no idea how it got there.

 

She said: "We initially thought it was a human ear. The tests showed that it was a pig's ear.

 

"It was better to be safe than sorry."

The similarities between a human ear and a pigs ear are, well, none too great, unless your pigsy of course.

The police are now conducting an internal investigation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To see which officer the ear belongs to! :D

Come on then, whos going to be first...Casino or Smiley?

whats goin on 'ear' then???

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