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Cruz 101!

 

Well, he is a gay icon and proud of it, in his sarong, ladies knickers and nail varnish.

 

 

PS I'm talking about Beckham, not miamiwhite!

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I know a bloke called Tracy and one called Linzy.

I know a bloke called Tracy and one called Linzy.

 

Work with a bloke named Stacey, used to watch a bloke wrestling on telly called Shirley. Was it Jonny Cash that sang about a boy named Sue?

Carlos real name is Caroline.

Not quite true, it's Carla

know girls called tony and lee.

isnt sexual equality going too far when lads have girl names and girls have lads names???

gonna stop people calling me nick. it makes me wanna be a bloke. ooooohhh to be able to scratch mi balls.................heaven................

know girls called tony and lee.

isnt sexual equality going too far when lads have girl names and girls have lads names???

gonna stop people calling me nick. it makes me wanna be a bloke. ooooohhh to be able to scratch mi balls.................heaven................

 

Hey, if you wanna scratch some balls. . .

second thoughts. . . =;

 

have you noticed you can neither hurt yourself or tickle yourself? :-s

 

But you can sure hurt someone else, especially if your doing sommat your not used to.

 

Jay C, your mrs wants to scratch your balls.

know girls called tony and lee.

isnt sexual equality going too far when lads have girl names and girls have lads names???

gonna stop people calling me nick. it makes me wanna be a bloke. ooooohhh to be able to scratch mi balls.................heaven................

 

Hey, if you wanna scratch some balls. . .

second thoughts. . . =;

 

have you noticed you can neither hurt yourself or tickle yourself? :-s

 

But you can sure hurt someone else, especially if your doing sommat your not used to.

 

Jay C, your mrs wants to scratch your balls.

 

 

Right I'm coming round yours to watch you stick a fork in your eye whilst you tell me you cant hurt yourself!!!!!!!!

 

 

#-o #-o #-o #-o #-o

No, I'll watch you prove that you can hurt yourself. Unless you're incredibly stupid you'd get within an inch if your eye with your tooth pick and bottle it. Hence, no pain.

Toothpicks are for girls give me a telegraph pole any day.... :D/

Toothpicks are for girls give me a telegraph pole any day.... :D/

 

I remember Leslie Crowther saying much the same. . .

Toothpicks are for girls give me a telegraph pole any day.... :D/

 

I remember Leslie Crowther saying much the same. . .

 

 

 

mmmmm didn't come out quite right

Toothpicks are for girls give me a telegraph pole any day.... :D/

 

I remember Leslie Crowther saying much the same. . .

 

Another boy with a girl's name