Chav Jokes

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.

5. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you

try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick

and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes

on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll

screw anything.

19. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were

approaching lanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the

pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until

they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked

the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for

us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The

blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some

uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot

to close the Nova's window in the car wash

22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random

stranger for no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner

35% chav

33% posh

44% drunk

63% geek

 

 

Lovely, I'm a geeky drunk...

Kin hell, Ian - you'd have managed less than 10%?

 

It really is a sheltered life further up Halliwell Rd 8-[

 

PB O:)

Should I Stay Or Should I Go

24% Chav

15% Geek

54% Drunk

23% Posh

 

I'm working on increasing my drunk score though!

41% chav

35% posh

27% geek

AND 61% drunk wayhay :bb :bb :bb :bb :bb :bb :bb :bb :bb :bb :bb :bb

11% chav.

 

only because Ive bought economy stuff at sainsburys and jewelry from H samuel.. I'm a student, not a chav! [-X

63% drunk - "bettered" only by Uncle Ampton :D/

26% Chav

23% Posh

15% Drunk

38% Geek

 

8-[

 

I'd been revising :-$