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Garp

 

That was most amusing, it actually made me smile..... IAN, Bigtoe, Zico, Fenny and Satan make me piss so you're not upto that level yet but well done

 

 

PS I've never watched BB so you lose me there

sdsd

Garp

 

That was most amusing, it actually made me smile..... IAN, Bigtoe, Zico, Fenny and Satan make me piss so you're not upto that level yet but well done

 

     

 

PS I've never watched BB so you lose me there

 

Don't tell me im as funny as Cassie? :-({|=

 

Although I shouldn't say this I fine Cassie intelligently amusing

 

I used to hate you but I now find you funny

 

So, either drugs are ruining my brain or I'm far too old for my liking

 

Garp, do you and your boys fancy coming watching England in Belfast, looks like Fenny and the boys aren't coming so may have some cheap flights

dssf

you still need your passport so that's you out I suppose

When and how much?

how muchssssssssssssss

6-8 September

 

I changed a flight on Friday so it's ??28 to change the flight details, can't see Fenny's men wanting much for their flights as they're abandoning them anyhow

 

You'll need to get an agreement with the Fenny's and Pablo who have booked 5 flights.... there's 17 of us from the Cattle and we can offer transport from the pub to the airport and back for ??10 per man... so you'll probably get tranfers and a flight for about ??70 or ??80 quid

I think some people ought to realise that being funny and being laughed at aren't always the same thing!

sdd

I've booked 22 flights and nobody has tickets

 

We once had a trip to Prague to watch England V Slovakia, quite a few off here went..... at 4am on the day of the match we had a vote on who was going to the match, Smiffs was driving

 

None of us went

 

Second tale involves Zurich when we were playing Leichteinstein... got tear gassed within 5 minutes of arriving then chased by Turks with long knives

 

Didn't go to that one either

 

The point is that it's a great few days away and tickets are not necessary as it's on TV

 

Pud paid ??350 for a ticket in Zurich by the way so they are available and Carlos got paid about ??500 for his room beacause he stayed with loons and they still got thrown out

 

It'll be a good few days and that's all that matters

Pud paid ??350 for a ticket in Zurich by the way so they are available and Carlos got paid about ??500 for his room beacause he stayed with loons and they still got thrown out

 

think i saw him at cricket on thursday

We once had a trip to Prague to watch England V Slovakia, quite a few off here went..... at 4am on the day of the match we had a vote on who was going to the match, Smiffs was driving

 

Ah the memories...I'll never get fed up of talking about that weekend. It must be some kind of record to not even make it to the country the match in question is in.

 

pepper spray

sex park

snorting coke off a grand piano (not me)

you've got no history

atlas

one of the Leyth party getting run over by a parked car

 

and others

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Prague was ace

 

I thought my septum had fallen out but it was spearmint

 

Jaguar bar were Sakira's 'whenevver wherever' pud getting a 10,000 kurona note out for the strippers then slapping the lasses arse for a 1,ooo... your pigmy mate promising he wouldn't shag that bird with the big tits when I sorted the foursome out

 

The Oxford lads who refused to go home and had their eyebrows shaved off

 

That's when you we're bongs so I suppose it doesn't count

Our pigmy mate shagged a walking monstrosity in the bog of our room back at the marriot. He came back in the room, put some keks on and I went 'well?' and he said 'she had dead meaty flaps.'

 

In fact, thinking about the atlas, I do believe I was the only one in the whole place who was permitted to remove the drawers of a dancing girl free of charge.

Actually, Atlas was our first night

 

I negotiated a 'buy 4 get four free' deal but was told they were pigs and nobody else would go halves with me.......

 

Sex Park by Miami was insperational

 

And the red light bar next door was so funny when Carlos came out and said 'I was that good, she wasn't going to charge me'

 

Can't remember who I got a taxi back with but we pissed ourselves all the way back

[-X what a faker [-X

clique? what clique?

clique? isnt that uncle northy and his friends?

widnes is a faker :^o

widnes is a faker :^o

 

I thought Gumble the simpleton was banned?

 

What's the boring tw??t doing back

 

Cass or Traff, please press your button

 

Ta

EXTERMINATE

EXTERMINATE

haha im not gumble

Bernie is at the Quest centre today - so he'll be on the internet all day. It's obviously him coz he still can't spell/punctuate/make sense.

 

I say - BAN THE BERNARD

 

PB

Ya'll go make me act the fool - up in here - up in here

Bernie is at the Quest centre today

 

Is that a pre training centre for super idiots prior to starting full time employment at Bolmoor

 

Mods, come on do your jobs or I shall send you all individually a pair of my soiled y-backs in the post