PREMIER FIVES

Leverhulme Park

Long Lane

Bolton

 

Wed 12th Oct KO6.00 Pitch 2

 

Suzzies Pimps Vs WanderersWays.com

 

Ideal kick off time for them wanting to get in front of the tele for the England Vs Poland match.

 

After last weeks record victory the Allstars play second from top Suzzies Pimps.

 

Lost twice to this lot last season so lets give ???em some back eh!

 

Undies still on the injury list but, depending on what time I finish work, will attend in my reporter role for WW.

 

Who's available?

Me, are these them young lads ??

Yep, them young uns.

 

Don't think I'll be recovered in time to play tho.

available and will bring keeper

will be struggling for kick off to be honest.

dropping missus in town at 5.55pm for college - so will do my best to be there ASAP - happy for you to start without me. might have 2 kids in tow as well.

will be struggling for kick off to be honest.

dropping missus in town at 5.55pm for college - so will do my best to be there ASAP - happy for you to start without me. might have 2 kids in tow as well.

 

I have a cunning plan:

 

Tell your missus that you have heard on WW that there is a planned demonstration at *Manchester Road. Explain that you'd better set off a little bit earlier than normal. When you get to college along relatively demonstration-free roads look puzzled and say, "Here's a pound for a brew, you go in and use the time to read through your class notes in the cafe." She'll be happy, you'll be happy, kids get a coke when they get to football (Call it hush money!) Bob then becomes your proverbial uncle!

 

* Insert nearest road name applicable.

I should be ok

 

The 2nd leading scorer is available.

will be struggling for kick off to be honest.

dropping missus in town at 5.55pm for college - so will do my best to be there ASAP - happy for you to start without me. might have 2 kids in tow as well.

 

I have a cunning plan:

 

Tell your missus that you have heard on WW that there is a planned demonstration at *Manchester Road. Explain that you'd better set off a little bit earlier than normal. When you get to college along relatively demonstration-free roads look puzzled and say, "Here's a pound for a brew, you go in and use the time to read through your class notes in the cafe." She'll be happy, you'll be happy, kids get a coke when they get to football (Call it hush money!) Bob then becomes your proverbial uncle!

 

* Insert nearest road name applicable.

 

Genius

Do I need to fetch me boots?

yes !!

 

Do I need to fetch me boobs?

 

8-[

Do I need to get me boobs out?

 

8-[

will be struggling for kick off to be honest.

dropping missus in town at 5.55pm for college - so will do my best to be there ASAP - happy for you to start without me. might have 2 kids in tow as well.

 

I have a cunning plan:

 

Tell your missus that you have heard on WW that there is a planned demonstration at *Manchester Road. Explain that you'd better set off a little bit earlier than normal. When you get to college along relatively demonstration-free roads look puzzled and say, "Here's a pound for a brew, you go in and use the time to read through your class notes in the cafe." She'll be happy, you'll be happy, kids get a coke when they get to football (Call it hush money!) Bob then becomes your proverbial uncle!

 

* Insert nearest road name applicable.

 

Genius

 

Hey, recognition of my geniusness! Actually no, not a genius, more an 'excuse for anything at anytime' kind of thing.

will be struggling for kick off to be honest.

dropping missus in town at 5.55pm for college - so will do my best to be there ASAP - happy for you to start without me. might have 2 kids in tow as well.

 

ill look after your kids smiley.

just a quick apology to the lads tonight. I shouldn't have seen the red mist. my sending off stopped us winning. the ref was a red ginger but we played into his hands at the end. 13-10 against a team of kids. not good enough.

just a quick apology to the lads tonight. I shouldn't have seen the red mist. my sending off stopped us winning. the ref was a red ginger but we played into his hands at the end. 13-10 against a team of kids. not good enough.

 

 

Shame on you. [-X

Right as the gaffer, I think a few fines and a dropping is in order for next week. I know smiley was kicked at but retaliation is unacceptable and as for bear, attempted murder must be punished.

 

P??ssed off after tonights result,at 7-6 we had them rattled, arguing and kaking themselves as they are used to running away with games, then within 2 minutes we had 2 sent off for violent conduct and played right into theirs and the referees hand, thus blowing any chance of a result.

Twas very very entertaining though had me and Missus C in stitches O:)

 

Same time next week Missus C?

My legs are killing me.....!!

 

4 last night....23 now!!!

 

We played well upto a certain point last night, unluckly lads!

 

:D/

Right as the gaffer, I think a few fines and a dropping is in order for next week. I know smiley was kicked at but retaliation is unacceptable and as for bear, attempted murder must be punished.

 

P??ssed off after tonights result,at 7-6 we had them rattled, arguing and kaking themselves as they are used to running away with games, then within 2 minutes we had 2 sent off for violent conduct and played right into theirs and the referees hand, thus blowing any chance of a result.

 

i'm really gonna have to start coming watching this!!! :D/

hanging up my boots

hanging up my boots

 

thats not nescesary billybear, just give me a stun gun,and ill zonk you out if you try to kill anyone.

Sorry Allstars but that game was there for the taking last night. When we were playing with 3 men the Pimps didn't score one goal, that???s how poor they were. If we had kept our heads then I can???t see any reason why we shouldn???t have gone on to win that game. Only 3 goals in it at the end and we had 2 men sent off for crying out loud. What happened to passing it about? Too many I???s in the team last night.

and no match report from the top journo. oh dear things are in decline.