November 13, 200520 yr I'd like eternally good health for me and my family. Oh, and a ??million. And perhaps a villa in the Caribbean.
November 13, 200520 yr chelski to win eff all essien to contract some horrible disease an early night and some dosh not loads just enuff to make things comfortable
November 13, 200520 yr The council to give planning permission for a peep show with solo cabins on Bradshawgate. and a 2005/06 Sky Sports Football Yearbook.
November 13, 200520 yr Yu? Who the f??ck's Yu? My guess would be a pair of golden chopsticks. Shouldn't it be "What does Yu...... etc." then?
November 14, 200520 yr Yu? Who the f??ck's Yu? My guess would be a pair of golden chopsticks. Shouldn't it be "What does Yu...... etc." then? Never been my way; taking the p??ss out of someones poor grammar!
November 14, 200520 yr I've changed my mind I now want 50,000 used corks, that people have saved and I'm going to build the Eiffel Tower out of corks? - pinned with 2" nails and loctight superglue...so far I have about 2000 corks (real ones, not the plastic blossom hill/blue nun/concorde ones)...I've made 2 men so far as practice, one each for the goldfish - moveable parts, joints - the lot, about 3ft high....I guess they'd need patenting at some point. Also, want some conkers as I spent most of last saturday whilst extremely pissed, having a top conker fight contest, we must have gone through around 800 conkers....my arms and wrists are bloody black with bruises...I'm left with a very satisfying 26er, not too big, just nice and aggressive and hard as ragging nails....and that's without fight inducing drugs - like nail varnish, oven, yacht varnish. .just pure ualtered conker... aint life just the bloody bees knees Anyhow, I need the corks and conkers to carry on my life's mission
November 14, 200520 yr Anyhow, I need the corks and conkers to carry on my life's mission Oh bother, I threw out about 1000 corks when I last moved house. I'd been keeping them because you never know when something's going to come in useful.
November 14, 200520 yr i'd like a new life with 10 sex crazed slappers with huge mamory glands and an endless supply of baby oil [-o<
November 14, 200520 yr Peace on earth. whats up with you? Trying to win miss world......... :D/ as in WIN the miss world not the competition ......get it ! =P~
November 14, 200520 yr I'd have to have a penis reduction , as tying my cock round my ankle every morning is a reet chore.
November 14, 200520 yr YU is a short version wen yu cant be bovered writing in full ! laugh Not on this forum it isn't! If only because us old farts can't read text speak!
November 15, 200520 yr I wanna get raped by 10 fit women reet, ive changed mine from wanting a sexy week with you, to boning the entire English rugby team ( with faces covered up though), for an entire week,or until i cant walk- whichever is sooner.
November 15, 200520 yr An image search of 'Yu' came up with this: so..Biff....Yu is a she and not a he, so she would probably like her restaraunt full at xmas
November 15, 200520 yr Actually Yu has a restaurant in Horwich or did have and he was also the first owner of my house. I still get letters for him from the bank.
I wud like my man wrapped up in nice paper with a big bow tied on xxx