How many of you flat dicks have taken c??ck up the $h!tter???

 

The same question goes out to youse lads also???

 

God i'm f??ckin bored :zz

 

toodle pip

I've put this on here before when quizzed on the subject. I don't know about the other lovely ladies but it's a big no no for me. It's just not natural!

I can't believe I've answered this one! I must be bored too!

I've put this on here before when quizzed on the subject. I don't know about the other lovely ladies but it's a big no no for me. It's just not natural!

I can't believe I've answered this one! I must be bored too!  

 

Have you ever tried it????

 

toodle pip

Have you ever tried it????

 

toodle pip    

 

you've crossed a line asking that Isaac! [-X

dave from the bridge has done you up the arse. It says on the back of the toilet door.

I've never been done up the pooper [-X

Have you ever tried it????

 

toodle pip    

 

you've crossed a line asking that Isaac! [-X

 

Wot f??ckin line? ya Lezzaa!!

 

toodle pip

dave from the bridge has done you up the arse. It says on the back of the toilet door.

 

 

Now that really has made me feel ill. Not been in there for a good 2 years. so does that mean the dirty Red has not painted em since? Still at least it makes a change from being called a Lezza!

bloody pervert!

 

Bloody shady pervert! He skulks in dark corners of cricket clubs didn't you know? :-$

How many of you flat dicks have taken c??ck up the $h!tter???

 

The same question goes out to youse lads also???

 

God i'm f??ckin bored :zz  

 

toodle pip      

 

:zz

How many of you flat dicks have taken c??ck up the $h!tter???

 

The same question goes out to youse lads also???

 

God i'm f??ckin bored :zz  

 

toodle pip      

 

:zz

 

take it you have then tash?

 

Up the bum, no babies?

One up the rectum doesn't affect 'em!!!

One up the rectum doesn't affect 'em!!!

 

d'ya reckon that would apply if you were on the recieving end Snow??

just curious chuck...

As we now have two children, our doris wants me to have the snip as a reasonable method of contraception.

 

My suggested reasonable method of contraception is to go up the arse.

 

We have yet to reach a compromise.

As we now have two children, our doris wants me to have the snip as a reasonable method of contraception.

 

My suggested reasonable method of contraception is to go up the arse.

 

We have yet to reach a compromise.

 

Your Doris can't be too good a negotiator. The clever thing to do would have been to suggest having the whole thing chopped off, you'd then have been happy to compromise on a little snip.

She actually suggested that whilst having the snip and all that goes with it, I should get them to add another couple of inches to it whilst I was there.

take it you have then tash?

 

Up the bum, no babies?

 

Not the best form of contraception, how do you think Tony Bliar was conceived?

She actually suggested that whilst having the snip and all that goes with it, I should get them to add another couple of inches to it whilst I was there.

 

perhaps thats revenge for suggesting the midwife ' put a few extra stitches in ' after she'd given birth to your bambinos??

She actually suggested that whilst having the snip and all that goes with it, I should get them to add another couple of inches to it whilst I was there.

 

now makes sense as to where all the extension emails came from

dear mr isacunt.

didnt you in your youth visit thialand under a certain mr supper john was that so you could try this out with a local lady boy :D/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

all messages on this board are allegations and have no true reflection on isacunt [-o< [-o< [-o< [-o<

dear mr isacunt.

                       didnt you in your youth visit thialand under a certain mr supper john was that so you could try this out with a local lady boy :D/  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

all messages on this board are allegations and have no true reflection on isacunt [-o<  [-o<  [-o<  [-o<

 

I did visit Thailand in my yoof & ALL allegations about me & those Ladyboys are untrue & all lies :^o :^o :^o :^o

 

 

toodle pip

dear mr isacunt.

                       didnt you in your youth visit thialand under a certain mr supper john was that so you could try this out with a local lady boy :D/  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

all messages on this board are allegations and have no true reflection on isacunt [-o<  [-o<  [-o<  [-o<

 

I did visit Thailand in my yoof & ALL allegations about me & those Ladyboys are untrue & all lies :^o :^o :^o :^o

 

 

toodle pip

 

i might believe you about thailand, but can you say the same about grimsby?

dear mr isacunt.

                       didnt you in your youth visit thialand under a certain mr supper john was that so you could try this out with a local lady boy :D/  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

all messages on this board are allegations and have no true reflection on isacunt [-o<  [-o<  [-o<  [-o<

 

I did visit Thailand in my yoof & ALL allegations about me & those Ladyboys are untrue & all lies :^o :^o :^o :^o

 

 

toodle pip

 

i might believe you about thailand, but can you say the same about grimsby?

 

Grimsby was a wee bit differant to Thailand & that was about a gobin Dwarf, Just ask Mcgovern.

 

 

toodle pip

She actually suggested that whilst having the snip and all that goes with it, I should get them to add another couple of inches to it whilst I was there.

 

perhaps thats revenge for suggesting the midwife ' put a few extra stitches in ' after she'd given birth to your bambinos??

 

If they had put a few extra stiches in then I wouldnt need a few extra inches.

 

bollocks!! laughed my nuts off issacunt when you mentioned the dwarf giving blow jobs in the bushes two quid a through. didnt some tight basterd rob her :-s :-s :-s :-s wonder who :-$ :-$