'You want some cheese?'

'You want some cheese?'

 

"Smell my cheese you mutha" !

Stay away from me, you spasticated mentalist!!!!

Stay away from me, you spasticated mentalist!!!!  

 

ahem

 

don't mean to be pedantic but if you're going to quote partridge, do it properly

 

"no way you big spastic you're a mentalist"

 

and before the thread gets locked for drivel or something

 

I'd have made Gerrard captain in the hope some of his Liverpool's captain performances were to carry over to England

'And you use the leaves to make a dress for your wife - who's also your brother'

'And you use the leaves to make a dress for your wife - who's also your brother'

 

funny you should say that, I saw this today

 

I've seen those big eared boys on the farm

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4781693.stm

 

ps: Foster in goals? what happened to Robert Green? he's ruthless that McClaren bloke

You feed burgers to Swans

'And you use the leaves to make a dress for your wife - who's also your brother'

 

funny you should say that, I saw this today

 

I've seen those big eared boys on the farm

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4781693.stm

 

ps: Foster in goals? what happened to Robert Green? he's ruthless that McClaren bloke

 

I almost posted that earlier, then I got distracted when I needed a poo.

before the thread gets locked for drivel or something

 

Not locked, just relocated!

Have you got a battery for an Ericsson?

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

Monkey Tennis?

do you want to get sucked in alan?

 

no i don't want to get sucked in

 

 

 

what's that then?

 

that's two blokes mincing about

 

 

 

(from early knowing me knowing you)

Cliff Thorburn is an unknown quantity

Terry Naugton - Guy Ritchie saw that sketch and wrote his Bricktop character in it's memory.

 

You should have a decent grasp of Latin if you work at.......Currys

"Knowing me Alan Partridge, sacking you Glenn Ponder. Ah ha"

This is what I call my Sports Casual range

"Well you certainly smell like a frenchman. What is it?" "It's cologne, Alan. And you?" "Slazenger sport...don't use the roll on, traps your hairs"

You join us live at the Berlin Olympics on "Grandstand" in 1938 on this pleasant summer morning in Nazi Germany. Everyone's here. Hitler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. He doesn't like that.

 

and

 

That's not racist. French people chomp onions and go "hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh", that's a fact.

Very current:

 

"Shoot him at the knees. The terrorist is down..."

 

"It's two Victorian dogs"

You're a Dwad and a Dosser, you Did Head

You're a Dwad and a Dosser, you Did Head

 

and if rumours are to be believed you're back on the boddle

"Well... at least I didn't get the lab-assistant pregnant and then never see the child... Back of the net!"

 

 

 

"Jacka-nack-a-nory"

Cashback!

I know just what you mean. Sunday bloody sunday, you have to get up mow the lawn, wash the car........... sunday bloody sunday.