following on from a couple of carlos comments on another thread

 

 

if we started making up new songs every week, I'd stop going. If I want to stand their and sing for 90 mins, I'll join a choir.

 

i'm not fishing, I'm 35, the days of making up primary school rhymes about players are behind me.

 

 

 

http://www.footballchants.org/index.php

 

 

i know what you mean carlos there are some cringeworthy attempts from bolton on there

There's a sad man who makes up songs then hands out songsheets in the Salford Arms. Gosh, I bet the hours fly by at his house.

Campodia, Campodia

Campodia

Campodia, Campodia

lets all go to (clap clap) Campodia

 

Notes:

tribute to gapsy

 

sung by him at every game

 

when the hell as that ever been sang

Why does nobody still do the ball popping hiss when the ball hits the perimeter fencing? that was my favourite bit at Burnden, even after they got rid of the spikes on the fencing for years people used to do it.

 

Bring back the hiss

following on from a couple of carlos comments on another thread

http://www.footballchants.org/index.php

i know what you mean carlos there are some cringeworthy attempts from bolton on there

 

I've a good mind to add the very novel (or, let's face it, unique) "oh they've all got smallpox over there" which the Paddock chanted at Brum fans on 2nd september 1978 to highlight the fact that a Brummie lab worker and some family members had contracted smallpox (the last humans ever to do so) thanks to a leak from a research facility. To be fair it was no laughing matter as the lass in question, one Janet Parker, died and the lab director topped himself in remorse.

See

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smallpox

note - the wikipedia link does not refer to the Paddock's chants - in case you were wondering :p

Edited October 29, 200619 yr by SatanGreavsie

Why does nobody still do the ball popping hiss when the ball hits the perimeter fencing? that was my favourite bit at Burnden, even after they got rid of the spikes on the fencing for years people used to do it.

 

Bring back the hiss

 

And the wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah, you're shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! when goalies take goal kicks.

Edited October 29, 200619 yr by Traf

And the wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah, you're shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! when goalies take goal kicks.

 

i try it at every match but no one ever joins in i just get a few laughs for the effort same as when i try the chant nicked from oldham but class "meat pie sausage role come bolton give us a goal ooooooooooo we got a corner"

AAh! Another Smug Roberts plagiariser-ist? (is that a word?)

 

Been shouting this whilst holding/eating said pastries for months, but either you lot tell me to shut it and sit down (for which you receive a pastie in the face and I start singing James' 'sit down') or you don't know the words.

 

AND I do own a flask. It has been used to smuggle all kinds of contraband into the Roobok over the years, such as soup, pot noodle and oxo drink!

 

Unfortunately it's onto it's third incarnation (like Dr Who, ask Drummond or Iain) and is proving unlucky. It's a blue Thermos, did I buy the wrong brand or colour?

 

I'm planning on taking some black peas in against the clampetts but am wary of where I can conceal my crusty bread to dip in.

 

Any thoughts?

I'm planning on taking some black peas in against the clampetts but am wary of where I can conceal my crusty bread to dip in.

 

Any thoughts?

 

Well, there seems to be a fair amount of space between your ears.

 

(note the word is plagiarist).

I made the word up, that's why I asked the question.

 

Also I'm thinking FUCKPIG.

 

I'm sure you'll make the connection......

 

Maybe not then.

I made the word up, that's why I asked the question.

 

Also I'm thinking FUCKPIG.

 

I'm sure you'll make the connection......

 

Maybe not then.

 

Fook pigs to your hearts content my friend. It will probably produce Dutchmen.

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