10 points for the first person to give me the punchline to the joke that this picture relates to!

 

 

10 points for the first person to give me the punchline to the joke that this picture relates to!

 

"Iceberg,what fcukin iceberg?"

 

Last words of the captain of the Titanic..........?

"Iceberg,what fcukin iceberg?"

 

Last words of the captain of the Titanic..........?

 

 

 

It's good but it's not the one!

the fun LL end here......

You're too small to smoke...?

You're too small to smoke...?

 

 

10 points to Whites man.

 

You only need 990 more and you win a prize!

My turn then; what's the punchline to this one?

 

to get to the other side?

 

(why did the strange man/woman/he/she/it cross the road?)

My turn then; what's the punchline to this one?

 

 

Has it got something to do with big cock?

Has it got something to do with big cock?

 

You're worse than that Graham Norton.

My big hens gone?

 

Nice one Drew.

I've never heard that one. What was the joke?

Edited October 31, 200619 yr by kent_white

The GM Chicken (you'll need to be 'mechanically minded' to understand this one!)

 

One day, two scientists were talking about their current projects ...

 

Scientist A was 'into energy conservation' and was working on a way to replace petrol engines.

 

Scientist B was trying to Genetically modify animals to help ease world famine.

 

Scientist A was complaining that, so far he'd had no luck.

 

Scientist B however had just successfully created a 15 foot tall chicken!

 

After a bit of discussion, Scientist A suddenly came up with a GREAT idea ...

 

What if we strapped one of your chickens to the front of a car!

 

They decide to try it and, after disconnecting the engine from Scientist A's car they strapped this HUGE chicken onto the front of it with a bit of rope. They pointed the car towards the motorway, opened the sun - roof and started throwing handfuls of corn out in front of the chicken!

 

The chicken immediately gave chase and, before long, they were going like a bat out of hell along the M25!

 

Unfortunately though, the chicken was SO fast that, very soon, the rope snapped and they were forced to coast the car to the hard - shoulder and stop.

 

They both agreed however that the experiment had been a success and were merrily talking about it as they went about the task of reconnect the engine so that they could go in search of the chicken. Just then ...

 

A Police - Car pulled up and a patrolman walked over to them to see if they needed any help.

 

" Having some problems gentleman", asks the policeman.

 

" YES, say the Scientists" ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE BIG HENS GONE !!!!!!!!!!

Ah!

 

Right, another 10 points for this one!

 

What's the punchline.....?

 

 

Ah!

 

Right, another 10 points for this one!

 

What's the punchline.....?

 

Jack!

Jack!

Just beat me! Git!

is it frank and his enviromentally sound car?

is it frank and his enviromentally sound car?

 

see that man on the pic knows his stuff!

 

0g/km from that little machine!!

Jack!

 

 

Well done, 10 points!

 

Fair play to the guy for his 0g/KM car. I'm just concerned about all that methane he's producing.

 

Your go Frank!

Reet then, I'll get em all googling. What was the worlds most recently discovered element? If my memory serves me correctly, it was discovered in 1994 and is no. 111 in the Periodic Table.

That got it highbrow, huh?

Reet then, I'll get em all googling. What was the worlds most recently discovered element? If my memory serves me correctly, it was discovered in 1994 and is no. 111 in the Periodic Table.

That got it highbrow, huh?

 

111 is Roentgenium and was discovered in 1994 but they are now up to 118 which had gone by the temporary IUPAC name of Ununoctium and proof of its existence was published in the American Physical Society journal Physical Review C on October 9, 2006.

111 is Roentgenium and was discovered in 1994 but they are now up to 118 which had gone by the temporary IUPAC name of Ununoctium and proof of its existence was published in the American Physical Society journal Physical Review C on October 9, 2006.

 

It's certainly one of my favourite super heavy atoms. And there's some cracking ones knocking about so that's saying something!

i'm 22 thousand and 841 feet

 

What is my claim to fame

i'm 22 thousand and 841 feet

 

What is my claim to fame

 

You are Argentina's famous Mount Aconcagua, amd you are South America's highest peak.

I want my prize NOW!