all those not going tonight with out a valid reason (ie youre gonna sit and watch on the telly instead)

 

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/wanderers/w...gate_for_20.php

 

??20 pay on the gate, get ya arse down there!

exactly we need a good crowd on to get behind the boys!

 

Women know your place (for tonight)

Obviouslyt ticket sales have been slow. I know people could not get through yesterday

I've not had sex for a week, sorry lads, but duty calls

 

I'll stick it on't telly & hope I score the same time as wanderers.

I've not had sex for a week, sorry lads, but duty calls

 

I'll stick it on't telly & hope I score the same time as wanderers.

 

 

Kill 2 birds with 1 stone and do her in the south stand.

 

So to speak.

I've not had sex for a week, sorry lads, but duty calls

 

I'll stick it on't telly & hope I score the same time as wanderers.

 

 

First 30 seconds then

I've not had sex for a week, sorry lads, but duty calls

 

I'll stick it on't telly & hope I score the same time as wanderers.

During the warm up

I've not had sex for a week, sorry lads, but duty calls

 

I'll stick it on't telly & hope I score the same time as wanderers.

 

And you called me for taking my bird to the game!

 

I'm having my cake and eating it, so to speak

I've not had sex for a week, sorry lads, but duty calls

 

I'll stick it on't telly & hope I score the same time as wanderers.

 

 

"a week" obviously not married then, i am going for a brace at halftime double my number for the year!!!!!!!!

She's my ex now, hence me going a week without an empty.

 

My balls are like a pair of coconuts now ::::::::::::::

She's my ex now, hence me going a week without an empty.

 

My balls are like a pair of coconuts now ::::::::::::::::

 

Have you not tried self love to empty ones coconuts?

Have you not tried self love to empty ones coconuts?

 

He'll be thinking of you as he does it!

She's my ex now, hence me going a week without an empty.

 

My balls are like a pair of coconuts now ::::::::::::::::

 

Soooooo then

 

You're not going the game, and it's not even for your current bird

 

Or a bird where you're trying your best to smash her backdoor in because you haven't been to that promised land yet

 

FFS it's your ex - that's the easiest shag there is...

 

 

Poor, Bateman, poor....

I've not had sex for a week, sorry lads, but duty calls

 

I'll stick it on't telly & hope I score the same time as wanderers.

 

 

Well if you lasted 92 minutes she won't be your ex for long!

Well if you lasted 92 minutes she won't be your ex for long!

I guess he's lucky we didn't get any 3 minute hat-tricks or his balls would've exploded.