Prob been done before (prob me that did it, but there you go)!

 

Ideal partner, who would it be? Pcs required too, as I don't know who half of the folk anyone mentions are.

 

So, anyway, at 39 years old I have got a really bad crush on Brandon Flowers, I'd call it sad! Sad to the point that I'd actually have posters of him on my ceilling! Maybe it's a midlife crisis.

 

Nar, he's got facial hair which is wrong on men (and women) & he wears make up (which is acceptable on women).

I'm told I'm odd as I fancy Ray Winstone!

edit: I think you all know what Ray looks like

Edited April 27, 200719 yr by no balls

Facial hair is what separates the real men from the boys. You don't have to grow it but the fact that you can makes you a man. Too many smooth faced poofs, with quiffy hair and earrings around in my eyes.

 

Men should be men.

 

 

 

 

 

Don't get me started on men who shave their chest....FFS!!

Don't get me started on men who shave their chest....FFS!!

What about those perverts who have the whole "Back, Sack and Crack" done? - surely you women can't find a waxed scrotum nice to look at

What about those perverts who have the whole "Back, Sack and Crack" done? - surely you women can't find a waxed scrotum nice to look at

 

 

No scrotums are nice to look at, sorry lads but it's true. Would a waxed scrotum not be itchy and scratchy when growing back? Any posters on here gonig to come clean, as it were, and let the rest of the class know?

What about those perverts who have the whole "Back, Sack and Crack" done? - surely you women can't find a waxed scrotum nice to look at

 

 

To be fair, I can probably understand why some women would like their fella to to have smooth pair of b?llocks and a hairless back. But why the f?ck would anyone need their arsehole waxing is beyond me. Surely only queers do this, or am i in the minority and am missing out on my bird rimming me or somert?

To be fair, I can probably understand why some women would like their fella to to have smooth pair of b?llocks and a hairless back. But why the f?ck would anyone need their arsehole waxing is beyond me. Surely only queers do this, or am i in the minority and am missing out on my bird rimming me or somert?

If somebody had a really hairy bum, then sh?t might stick to it on the way out, and make it difficult to wipe............possibly

If somebody had a really hairy bum, then sh?t might stick to it on the way out, and make it difficult to wipe............possibly

 

 

I think you'll find that's commonly called winnit!

If somebody had a really hairy bum, then sh?t might stick to it on the way out, and make it difficult to wipe............possibly

 

 

sounds like a voice of experience

Edited April 27, 200719 yr by hughesy

Prob been done before (prob me that did it, but there you go)!

 

Ideal partner, who would it be? Pcs required too, as I don't know who half of the folk anyone mentions are.

 

So, anyway, at 39 years old I have got a really bad crush on Brandon Flowers, I'd call it sad! Sad to the point that I'd actually have posters of him on my ceilling! Maybe it's a midlife crisis.

 

 

You have taste Sue ! He is absolutely gorgeous !

He looks like a hairy Joe Cole.

He looks like a hairy Joe Cole.

He's not attractive, he wears make up FFS!

And Joe Cole's got a gianter heeeed than Brandon!

Brandon Flowers? That's not a proper man's name.

If somebody had a really hairy bum, then sh?t might stick to it on the way out, and make it difficult to wipe............possibly

 

 

How hairy are we talking FFS?? Cut it back with a bit of scissors of something. What wrong with folk when they want to lie on some treatment table and have their arse cheeks spread open and waxed??

sounds like a voice of experience

 

 

Thats what i thought.

 

 

Cling-ons are never good!

 

My choice would be Abi Titmus. The girl just has that total slut look. I'd never tire of skull ragging her

 

Edited April 27, 200719 yr by jimmyjoojar

Thats what i thought.

Cling-ons are never good!

 

My choice would be Abi Titmus. The girl just has that total slut look. I'd never tire of skull ragging her

 

 

 

Nice Beaver!

helen sveden... lucky mr figo

 

Perfect in every way

 

As for the facial hair comments, spare a thought for some of us who can still only grow a crappy schoolboy beard

 

Perfect in every way

 

As for the facial hair comments, spare a thought for some of us who can still only grow a crappy schoolboy beard

 

 

As i'm not too sure about her. Aye she's not a munter and i'd defo fcuk her if she begged but i'm not feeling it?? You seem especially fond of a bit of brown sugar recently.....

AS is correct, Christina Milian is a goddess

Halle Berry.

 

I'd eat her shit.

Halle Berry.

 

I'd eat her shit.

 

 

Even if she had the trots??

 

any of the above even the blue dress one

Even if she had the trots??

 

Even if she was shitting blood.

As i'm not too sure about her. Aye she's not a munter and i'd defo fcuk her if she begged but i'm not feeling it?? You seem especially fond of a bit of brown sugar recently.....

 

Not sure?!

 

I don't care what colour they are - if they're fit then

 

Personally, I'd like to use her p?ss as mouthwash

Not sure?!

 

I don't care what colour they are - if they're fit then

 

Personally, I'd like to use her p?ss as mouthwash

 

 

Well i had a look at the lass via google images, and to TBH she does look a lot better in some of the pictures i saw. Cracking tits!!! Of course she a good looking bird, very good looking. But it just doesn't work for me, I like em to look like they know what to do with a cock. She just doesn't have the slut factor!!!